A-503 "Bumblebee", low RCS Fire support/Soldier transport scout helicopter, now on sale!

[Trollkowski]

Is war bringing you down? Feel tired of not having your kerbals deployed in time? Are you noticing gray hairs where there were none before? Are you looking for something to ease your situation? Well look no further!

Introducing:

The A-503 Scout helicopter

The A-503 is the perfect choice for when you need to get somewhere fast and packed full of ammunition, while still dodging enemy radars.

Features include:

Low RCS for covert operations.

270 Degrees camera coverage thanks to the state of the art K-717 multi-target camera. (no it's not just a bunch of cameras and a painted basketball taped together, shh!)

Two different configurations for different requirements, with interchangeable weapon loadouts. Note: warranty void if loadout is swapped.

Working door hinges, no longer will you be trapped in a fiery ball of death after being shot down.

And lots of other features Jeb forgot to write down. (Thanks. Jeb.)

The A-503 ST (Soldier Transport)

The perfect helicopter for when carrying troops who don't know which side they're fighting for is far more important than dropping heavy ordinance on enemy hideouts. (No Jeb, the VAB is NOT an enemy hideout, don't make the same mistake again)

Beautiful shape made to avoid radars and attract ladies.

The K-717 camera hub, used for gathering intelligence or spying on your ex. Sometimes both.

One of our many happy customers utilizing his A-503 for safe personal transport. (a.k.a being too lazy to WALK to the store, jesus christ Jeb shape up.)

The 35 cm thick armored doors, perfect for stopping bullets and isolating you from life in general. Note: warranty void if opened more than once.

The A-503 FS (Fire support)

Made for warfare in urban areas, deserts and shopping malls. Adaptable to any climate, and carrying a payload that can destroy an entire village, the A-503 FS is truly a force to be reckoned with. (unless any kerbal is operating it)

Note: Warranty void if used in any war.

Doesn't that look incredibly intimidating? Jeb doesn't seem to think so, but what does he know?

Firing the Kydra-70 missiles will surely release all that built-up anger within you. (Note to self: Let someone other than Jeb fly experimental military aircraft, VAB repairs are becoming a hassle)

The A-503 FS also comes pre-equipped with two 30mm autocannons, ready to blast anything within a 270 degree radius. Note: Ammunition sold seperately, warranty void if loaded.

Once again, the K-717 multi-target camera, shown rotating right. Truly a marvel of expert engineering and duct-taping.

Aaand rotating left....

Jeb, why are you pointing that thing straight at the camera crew? You're supposed to showcase a helicopter for kerbals sake.

A look from the inside of the cockpit, complete with gauges and cup holder (cup holder sold seperately):

Comes with a 15 second warranty and a free kerbal. Available in charcoal-ish, grey, light-black and iron.

Stop by our shop before the 5th of August and receive a free gift basket!*

*additional costs may apply.

[DYo12234]

Oh my god.

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Sadly I have to spread some rep before I can give you some

[Halo_003]

Wow that is really cool.