Explain that to the insurance agency

[mikeman7918]

It was a terrorist attack. (Sorry for the 9/11 reference, it was just too perfect)

Your cargo rocket explodes when the engines ignite.

[Columbia]

It was a terrorist attack. (Sorry for the 9/11 reference, it was just too perfect)

Your cargo rocket explodes when the engines ignite.

It was indeed meant as a reference (I just.. had to...)

The engines weren't in a good mood today!

Your primary Minmus base collapsed on itself.

[mikeman7918]

Someone stole the struts.

Your Duna bound probe crashes into Ike during it's approach.

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

It carried an impactor probe, but they got switched, and the impactor went to Duna.

Your newest rocket fails on lift-off, and then sinks, intact, to the bottom of the ocean.

[livefree75]

Who installed Better Buoyancy?

You launch a gigantic rocket, only to find that all the LiquidFuel is gone. (The oxidizer is still there for some reason.)

[Gaarst]

Someone linked your tanks to the nuclear electricity plant of the KSC.

Your million kredits worth Jool-5 vessel is stuck in LKO because engines are mysteriously "stowed".

[mikeman7918]

The foreman said to put the engines in the rocket, not on the rocket.

Your space plane's wings fall of shortly before it landed.

[Bev7787]

Jeb mistook the landing gear button with the stage button and the wings were connected to a decoupler...

Your rocket mysteriously disappears over Dres

[UnionPacific1983WP]

Kraken.

Your space station of 100 Kerbals smashes into the sun.

[T-Bouw]

Some other Kerbal that docked with the station left the throttle at 1% on his spacecraft.

You land your VTOL a little to hard on the VAB, causing the building to collapse.

[Thomas988]

The helipad's for aesthetics!

Your Joolian grand tour craft finally returns to Kerbin...without an ablator.

[EdusacconBR]

it was too cold in there!

you go to land on eve, and forgot the parachute

[Kozak]

Jeb said we had plenty of fuel!

Your entire space centre is captured by GMI and is mostly destroyed, you reclaim it but your insurance company is gonna freak.

[mikeman7918]

GMI had a man on the inside!

You find out the hard way that your heat shield had a crack in it.

[Whizzkid]

Bill is an engineer with high stupidity, blame him.

Your parachutes fail.

[TrainEngie]

Eliza Kerman the Tourists cut the parachutes; I saw her business card inside the parachute casing.

Your prop plane disappears and barrel-rolls into a Mun Arch.

- - - Updated - - -

Wenkel shipped them to us upside-down.

Your B-29 stratofortress escapes the atmosphere and hits a Soyuz

[Dark Junior]

It was parked poorly. I tried to prevent it.

You blow up eve when you hyper edit Gilly into its atmosphere and you destroy several planetary bases.

[TrainEngie]

We thought this was Universe Sandbox 2...

You became John Desire and nobody can understand you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6ieeUa-KnE

[mikeman7918]

Nobody can explain how or why it happened, so therefore it's not our fault.

Your redirect an asteroid to crash into the VAB.

[TrainEngie]

From our calculations, the rotation of Kerbin should have made it land in the mountains.

Your car has a broken suspension and the streets are full of tire marks.

[Flymetothemun]

I had to bring my cow to the fair for the contest, but my truck was being inspected and the only thing I had was my coupe. The damn cow wouldn't quit moving, the added weight wrecked the suspension, and the cow started to bounce up and down so my tires started to squeal and they got wrecked too.

There are several large holes in your walls, you have a splitting headache, you feel nauseous, and your trash bin's full of beer cans.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

Every Friday night ever. (Not really.)

The capsule detached from your rocket before it reached 30km.

[Bev7787]

Check yo staging!

The plane flew into space and all the passengers died due to lack of oxygen

[Fisk02]

Press esc clicks at return to runway

It looks like your launch of the space station went successful, accept that jeb brought his "Tame" Mini kraken whit him and it tries to eat valentina.

[mikeman7918]

Jeb was told he could bring one personal item.

Your launch vehicle runs out of fuel just 100 meters per second short of making it into orbit.