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I got the idea a while ago after looking at this thread, but decided only now to post it. You know the drill: follow all forum rules as usual so we won't get a flaming horde of angry villagers with torches and pitchforks!

Also, remember: Puns are perfectly acceptable, and images are welcome!

Now for an example:

PersonA: "Why Is the waiter taking so long to get here?"

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PersonB: "Do you think they're called waiters because of their hastiness? They'd be called "go-ers" if they were fast!"

"What does the fox say?"

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Person:C "Nothing. They don't have a spoken language."

...and so on...

Now that I think about it, this sounds kind of like BAHfest or Uncyclopedia.

Since this requires some thinking and a reasonable amount of writing, it doesn't matter if you get ninja'd. just write a second response to the next person too and continue as if it never happened.

I'll start this with... "What is the largest organ in the human body?"

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Build rocket, point right end towards space, ignite stage and wait. You won't go orbital, but maybe your rocket is powerful enough to put you in a suborbital path. Still counts as space!

When thinking about the phrase "Moar Boostar", what can a human do?

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Build rocket, point right end towards space, ignite stage and wait. You won't go orbital, but maybe your rocket is powerful enough to put you in a suborbital path. Still counts as space!

When thinking about the phrase "Moar Boostar", what can a human do?

Call the cops.

How do I kill jebediah?

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I ran the numbers.

We'll use X for Life.

x = Change (I have 37 cents in my pocket)* time (it's currently 1351Z).

That gives you a change 49 o'clock.98 minutes to the power 7 seconds. If you had more change, you'd have more life. Because Time = Money. Lots of Change = Money. So clearly for more Life, we need more Time. Because more Time gives more Money.

If Barry has 36 pineapples, 1 litre of white rum, 2 litres of capn' morgan. How many friends does Barry have?

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