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The Anomalies


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Only recently, the Kerbals discovered the anomalies. Why are they there? How did they get there? Who/What made them? Will Jeb eat all the cheese as usual? These are the questions that the Kerbals now seek answers to... Stay tuned!

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Mission 1: The KSC Munolith

The Original Four had been assigned to "Operation Easter-Egg". The first target: the Munolith near the KSC.

No rocketry needed, it's only a few kilometers away. They just took a rover.

"Uh, Jeb, what are you doing?" asked Bob, while Jeb was pulling out his kPhone.

"Selfie!" said Jeb as he snapped a picture of him and the Munolith.

"Bill, grab my field microscope...Amazing! There are no irregularities, even at the 'Really, Really Tiny' setting!"

Bob pulled out an analyzer. "It says, 'Composition: Unknown'. Hang on, let me recalibrate it, OK. Now it's saying, 'Composition: 100% Unobtainium'. And now it's starting to smoke... I'm throwing it as far away as possible, it's getting really hot!"

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KSS Krakensbane

The Krakensbane is a huge interplanetary cruiser designed to find all the Eastereggs. It's powered by an IXS Enterprise Vacuum Engine and IXS warp drives, for maximum speed. It has an Endurance Ranger to scout out the Eastereggs.

Moho Arrival:

"Orbit achieved. We're getting in the Ranger."

The Ranger flew down to the Mohole and touched down next to it.

"It's just a really big hole. Why is it so imp-- Woah! Help! I'm falling in!"

"Just use your EVA pack, Moho doesn't have a lot of gravity."

"My biome sensor says that the bottom of the Mohole is the South Pole! Weird!"

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