Space Program protocol review

[The Optimist]

After reports of malpractice involving EVA oxygen tanks and mono propellant, and homeless Kerbals mysteriously vanishing, the United County's legal division has begun a extensive inquiry into the UCSP's activities. This will be a highly extensive (but fictitious) collection of information obtained from our confidential informants (become one today!).

Review: Construction Procedures

A certain engineer by the alias of "Burman Kerman" has sent us a videotape of the construction of a "ISP-14" miniature interplanetary probe, allegedly taken by a "friend" of his. The video shows the attachment of a FLT-400 fuel tank to the probe body.  At the 3 minute mark, the forklift carrying the fuel tank crashes into a pile of wood planks, causing it to drop the fuel. The engineers nearby cringe for a few moments, before returning to normal. The dented fuel tank is picked up again, and in violation of every single construction law in the country, reattaches it instead of disposing of it. 

Review: Training Protocol

 

Review: Flight Procedures

 

Review: On the Procurement of Fuel

 

Sub-article: On the procurement of biofuel.

We've spotted a truck advertising for free food driving around town. It seems that the population of hoboes in the region happens to be decreasing, which probably isn't because of the city's 8$ per month welfare plan.

On a completely unrelated note, a cheap brand of bio-gas has popped up, which we've traced back to the space center. Also it's kind of weird smelling and green.

Review: Mission Supplies

EVA jet packs bear a more than passing resemblance to fire extinguishers. Also, a truck of kerosene has disappeared near the KSC, which is a cause for concern.

(If you want to make a report, try to make it funny,  m'kay? Try to make them either from a first person perspective, or as a written report)

Very WIP, don't hate m8s.

Edited December 23, 2015 by The Optimist