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Okay, the latest comments made by such brilliant minds as B.o.B. & Tila Tequila convinced me that the Earth is flat. I finally escaped the lies the lizard people like Neil Degrasse Tyson, Brian Cox & the liberal media has been feeding me.

 

Armed with this new knowledge I decide to use it to make cash. As we al know, the fastest route between 2 points is a straight line. Those of us who flew from one side of the Atlantic to the other might have noticed the weird path the planes fly. When flying from Amsterdam to Chicago the pilot flies all the way over Iceland and Greenland. Just check it on maps.google.com That's a long detour. those lizard people pilots just try to fool us. But I plan to start a airline company that follows the shortest paths on the map! That way I should be able to save a lot of fuel and flying time, lowering costs!

 

Yet I've not been able to find any people who want to help finance my airline company :( 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, hugix said:

Those of us who flew from one side of the Atlantic to the other might have noticed the weird path the planes fly. When flying from Amsterdam to Chicago the pilot flies all the way over Iceland and Greenland. Just check it on maps.google.com That's a long detour.

It's really not that complicated.  You're just getting confused because of the distortions caused by making a rectangular map of the world, instead of the proper circular disc shape centered at the north pole.

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See how it is on a real map?  Obviously different wind conditions may push the flight on a more "northern" (actually "central") path.

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3 hours ago, razark said:

It's really not that complicated.  You're just getting confused because of the distortions caused by making a rectangular map of the world, instead of the proper circular disc shape centered at the north pole.

zsKu5S7.gif

See how it is on a real map?  Obviously different wind conditions may push the flight on a more "northern" (actually "central") path.

I have no idea why no one has told that to the Flat Earth society yet.

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Goddarnit I forgot the FES used these polar maps. 

 

But this might be a interesting idea to filter the true believers from the attention seeking 'trolls'. Come up with a idea for a company that only works according to flat world physics (whatever that is) and see who invest in it. I'm sure it'll be very few.

 

And after that you can take it even further, write towards people like Alex Jones and David Icke, Who lso won't donate, then use there "they are illuminati who do not want the truth to come out" nonsense on them self. 

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3 hours ago, hugix said:

But this might be a interesting idea to filter the true believers from the attention seeking 'trolls'. Come up with a idea for a company that only works according to flat world physics (whatever that is) and see who invest in it. I'm sure it'll be very few.

The main trade that was carried out was in the skins of the NowWhattian boghog but it wasn't a very successful one because no one in their right minds would want to buy a NowWhattian boghog skin. The trade only hung on by its fingernails because there was always a significant number of people in the Galaxy who were not in their right minds.

-- Mostly Harmless, by Douglas Adams

Short version: create a business that only an idiot would sign onto, and you'll get quite a lot of business..... :lol:

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Ever felt like punching a conspiracist that ignores all evidence that debunks his conspiracy?

Well, now you can see Buzz Aldrin (yes, the very Buzz Aldrin!) punching one in his face!

 

(punch at about 1:25)

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15 hours ago, Motokid600 said:

I'm not so sure Buzz punched him because of his slander ( I'm sure it didn't help ) but because he was being obtrusive and threatening. 

I think Buzz punched him because he called him a "a coward, a liar and a thief". Buzz served as a fighter pilot, flew 66 combat missions and shot down 2 aircraft in the Korean War and best of all, he had a NASA career. Calling Aldrin a "coward, a liar and a thief" would make him pretty upset.

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4 hours ago, Aperture Science said:

I think Buzz punched him because he called him a "a coward, a liar and a thief". Buzz served as a fighter pilot, flew 66 combat missions and shot down 2 aircraft in the Korean War and best of all, he had a NASA career. Calling Aldrin a "coward, a liar and a thief" would make him pretty upset.

No doubt. However that's still not worth an assault charge. But because the man was being so aggressive and threatening he was able to claim self defense. And it was. He was being very threatening. Especially because Buzz had someone with him ( wife, daughter not sure ).

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1 hour ago, GeneralVeers said:

Okay, how do you get YouTube videos into a post? Because it's not working for me (yes, I checked the FAQ), and I really wanted to reply to Buzz Aldrin's punch with a video of Dan Forden's "TOASTY!!!"

You go on a youtube video, copy/paste the url onto your post.

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