Destroy a Space Mission

[Interplanet Janet]

Being that it's so hard to plan an encounter, it never comes close to it.

Then I guess we'll return to Kerbin...

[PB666]

You trip over your shoelaces and fall out of your capsule, bloody nose. 

I salvage your capsule. 

[Interplanet Janet]

The capsule explodes out of nowhere, just standing still.

I send a circumnavigating rover to Gilly.

Edited June 21, 2016 by Interplanet Janet

[PB666]

14 hours ago, Interplanet Janet said:

The capsule explodes out of nowhere, just standing still.

I send a circumnavigating rover to Gilly.

In trying to brake on the surface, it creates a big bounce into a highly eccentric orbit that, unfortunately, that intercepts Eve. Did you put a heat-shield on your rover? thought not.

I divert your rover before it crashes and send it into circumsolar orbit.

 

[Ultimate Steve]

The rover crashes into the sun.

I attempt to launch a submarine to Laythe.

[Interplanet Janet]

6 hours ago, PB666 said:

In trying to brake on the surface, it creates a big bounce into a highly eccentric orbit that, unfortunately, that intercepts Eve. Did you put a heat-shield on your rover? thought not.

I divert your rover before it crashes and send it into circumsolar orbit.

 

...which sends it to a gravity assist trajectory to Moho, impacting it.

I use Moho to send it back to Eve, and then back to Kerbin.

Edited June 21, 2016 by Interplanet Janet

[OrbitalBuzzsaw]

Responding to UltimateSteve because last post had no mission, the submarine hits an asteroid in space.

 

I send a probe to orbit Sarnus from OPM

[Kerbinchaser]

2 minutes ago, OrbitalBuzzsaw said:

Responding to UltimateSteve because last post had no mission, the submarine hits an asteroid in space.

 

I send a probe to orbit Sarnus from OPM

The probe gets stuck in a polar orbit and freezes.

I send a mission to the Mun

[OrbitalBuzzsaw]

Kraken happens, and you end up in Eeloo orbit

 

I launch a Jool-5.

Edited June 22, 2016 by OrbitalBuzzsaw

[Kerbinchaser]

4 minutes ago, OrbitalBuzzsaw said:

Kraken happens, and you end up in Eeloo orbit

 

I launch a Jool-5.

your crew dies from low snack levels, and you cannot complete the mission.

I attempt my own Jool-5

[OrbitalBuzzsaw]

Your crew dies from low snack levels, and you cannot complete the mission.

I attempt my own Jool-5

[PB666]

7 minutes ago, Lo Var Lachland said:

your crew dies from low snack levels, and you cannot complete the mission.

I attempt my own Jool-5

The previuos Jool-5 crew was not dead, but dormant, they wake up and eat your crew as a snack and continue the mission. 

 

[Kerbinchaser]

1 minute ago, PB666 said:

The previuos Jool-5 crew was not dead, but dormant, they wake up and eat your crew as a snack and continue the mission. 

 

Uh... That's pleasant. 

[OrbitalBuzzsaw]

Ok what?

 

I build a Kyson Sphere around a Z-CLASS asteroid (called Gilly)

[Kerbinchaser]

2 minutes ago, OrbitalBuzzsaw said:

Ok what?

 

I build a Kyson Sphere around a Z-CLASS asteroid (called Gilly)

It randomly explodes.

I build a rover and send it to Eve.

[OrbitalBuzzsaw]

It burns up in Eve's atmosphere

I launch a Duna plane

[Kerbinchaser]

1 minute ago, OrbitalBuzzsaw said:

It burns up in Eve's atmosphere

I launch a Duna plane

It also burns up in the atmosphere. 

I send a lander to Gilly.

[OrbitalBuzzsaw]

Gilly lands on you instead

 

I launch a probe to Plock from OPM

[Kerbinchaser]

1 minute ago, OrbitalBuzzsaw said:

Gilly lands on you instead

 

I launch a probe to Plock from OPM

you pluck Plock from it's orbit and throw it at the sun. 

I send a interplanetary ship to Eeloo. 

Edited June 22, 2016 by Lo Var Lachland

[OrbitalBuzzsaw]

You install OPM on the way

I launch a Vall rover

[Kerbinchaser]

3 minutes ago, OrbitalBuzzsaw said:

You install OPM on the way

I launch a Vall rover

It loses it's wheels and crashes on the surface. 

I send a SSTO to the Sun.

[OrbitalBuzzsaw]

That doesn't make any sense, so SQUAD intervenes and deletes your craft.

 

I launch a Duna SSTO

[Rai1102]

7 minutes ago, OrbitalBuzzsaw said:

That doesn't make any sense, so SQUAD intervenes and deletes your craft.

 

I launch a Duna SSTO

You forget the Landing Gear

 

I attempt to launch a Space Cruiser from an Extra-planetary Launchpad

[qzgy]

The Cruiser stays still since the extra-planetary launchpad is about 20 times smaller than it

I attempt to deorbit an asteroid into kerbin

[Ultimate Steve]

You install 1.1.3 and it breaks your craft.

I go EVA to collect a surface sample of the launch pad.

Edited June 22, 2016 by Ultimate Steve