Arbitrary Rules Game

[cubinator]

Rules must use lowercase letters, unless they contain no vowels.

Points must be awarded to anyone who points out that points must be awarded to anyone who points out that points must be awarded to anyone who points out that points must be awarded to anyone who points out that points must be awarded...

[EliasDanger]

No elaborating! And by that I mean all rules must be as clear and cryptic as possible.

[Blasty McBlastblast]

new rule suggestion:

all entries must be haiku

just like this one is

[cubinator]

No one may post in this thread.

[PB666]

Dead rabbit rule. You cannot mention a dead rabbit, silly wabbits are OK. 

 

[quasarrgames]

8/10 for arbitrariness

From now on you must refer to this game as ARG. Because acronyms

[legoclone09]

From now on you must refer to the arbitrary rules game is THE ARG unless you blow the world up.

[cubinator]

Rules may not be named. No rule may mention the Kraken.

[Blasty McBlastblast]

The Golden Rule: "rules may be posted at any time, except on days ending with the letter Y " - Kraken

[UnionPacific1983WP]

The hdjvrjvdkcdkehhf rule: Always autocorrect hdjvrjvdkcdkehhf to "heaven fiddlehead" if you are an iPhone 6s.

[EliasDanger]

As i always say, "Never quote yourself."

[EliasDanger]

There must be a constant supply of new arbitrary rules or they will never end!

[cubinator]

Do not post rules when within 1.1 AU of a star.

[Matuchkin]

Do not talk about the forum games section.

[spacebrick3]

All rules must consist of only a single letter, and that letter can only be the letter numbered (with an error of +/- 1.01) at the current charge (in Joules) of your computer.

[astrokerb]

To post in this thread, it must be the third Tuesday of a leap year where major environmental policy reforms were made in every country except Singapore, and Singapore must have had fewer than two highrises constructed that year unless China has constructed more than 200, in which case all parts of this rule are void except ones from before the second comma, including this part. However, if no countries in NATO or the EU reduce the size of their nuclear arsenal by at least 25%, it must also be March and the weather in Sacramento must have been rainy for the past week, but this rule does not apply to France. 

[Xorth Tanovar]

New rules may not be posted within a gravity well greater than .05G, in the photosphere of any star, and NEVER when crossing an event horizon