The Best Product

[quasarrgames]

Inspired by http://weirdorconfusing.com/, the best website ever. I've laughed WAYYY too much on it.

One user makes up a product. It can be functional or funny. The next user rates the product, out of 5 stars, and writes a short review for it.

Here we go!

"Musk", the Elon Musk brand perfume/cologne/pheromone/whatever. Smells like stress sweat, rocket fuel, and burnt batteries. 20ml for $79.99

 

Edited July 9, 2016 by quasarrgames

[UnionPacific1983WP]

5 stars! I would recommend it to any rocket scientist.

Railell: It smells like that weird metallic-y smell you smell around railroad tracks. $10 for a 2-bottle back.

[Galactica55]

4/5 Didnt come with thomas the tank engine

Buff Weak: New type of foam shooting gun that gets weaker each time 20$ for the gun

[ZentroCatson]

3/5 Comes with a built-in nerd bat, but pretty much useless…

Jumbo-64 cake: Orange-flavoured cake that is the shape of a Rockomax Jumbo-64 tank.

[quasarrgames]

2/5 Mainsail candle sold seperately! Can you believe that! How am i supposed to celebrate my ksp birthday without a mainsail candle! What a scam!

 

Knitting with Nose Hair: The complete guide to crocheting and crafting with cilia PLUS ten tips to shampooing your nose

$20

[PB666]

1/10 may fly over well in Turkmenistan

I-tag.  A new ipod, iphone device that records and tags everything you 24/7 and posts it to the hottest web media. Users no longer have to update anything, the interpretive software autmatically determines what you are doing and creates a narrative line underneath comes in several models

I-tag life, $399.99 . Just for extroverts

I-tag lexas, $1299.99. The phone has a built in hover feature, it follows you even when you set it in a table. To the shower, into bed, skinny dipping in the pond behind your house.

I-tag cheater, $699.99. Same as extrovert but replaces all images of love-interests with wife or girl friend

I-tag spy, $1999.99. You take a picture of the phone you want to spy on, the spy phone arrives and it switches itself with the phone downloading all the info, it then records everything the person does, sees, and sends back the information sorted to the account of the purchaser. Has a built in attorney application. 

I-tag cheater deluxe, $9999.99, as with base model but is immune to I-spy. 

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[legoclone09]

4/5 Lets me spy on everyone. Does not let me become delete master. 

[cubinator]

Jam Control: This RCS jet fires strawberry jam instead of rocket fuel.

[ZentroCatson]

2/5 gets jammed too quickly… hahaha… a jam thruster gets jammed… okay, I'll stop 

Round-8 cheesecake: a cheesecake shaped like the famous Round-8, now with free Ant candle! Perfect for those who love Round-8s and cheesecakes *cough* me *cough*!

Only 19.99 Buckz!

Edited July 11, 2016 by ZentroCatson

[Galactica55]

3/5 i didnt get candle with it

HI BILLY MAYS HERE AND IM SHOWING YOU THE ALL NEW ROCKOMAX VACUUM CLEANER
FOR ONLY 3000000.99 YOU CAN BUY THE ALL NEW ROCKOMAX VACUMCLEANER WITH ADDED EXPLODE BUTTON

[quasarrgames]

3/5 for BILLY MAYS, but needs more shamwow guy. 

 

Get the two DVD/Bluray/digital download combo pack today! Includes:

The Thrash: A story about a security-breaching internet mogul / smarmy no-morals con man who gets chased by the Illuminati (pretty strongly based off of the life of John Mcafee)

Bavaria: a story about the rise of the Bavarian Illuminati and its founding members, as they commit more and more heinous acts to remove religious and political oppression, including starting the french revolution, assassinating and replacing several major figures includng the pope, and creating general mayhem. Also a kind of prequel to The Thrash

Edited July 22, 2016 by quasarrgames

[TrainEngie]

5/5 Illuminati confirmed

The Music Engine! The only engine that runs on music! Comes with a free radio! It's all yours for 99.99 Spesos!

[TedwinKnockman66]

2/5 that engine will be very weak and in space it would be not work because in space you can't hear and engine can't work.

Alexandor Brandon ( Sandman/Syren) music 

 

[kiwi1960]

(sigh) that went out in the late 70's....

A Jeb Kerman ejector seat... guaranteed to get you into orbit without the capsule. (warranty void if used by Jeb)

 

 

 

>>>> edit.... the I-suck..... for all those nerds with all the must have I products... like the I-phone.... the I-suck sums you up for everyone....

 

Edited August 2, 2016 by kiwi1960

[ZentroCatson]

 

4/5 Nice ejector seat, but how do I get back from orbit? And why is it called Jeb Kerman ejector seat?

iThree/iFive The iSuck sucks at sucking!

Overwatch KSP edition: Includes a couple KSP themed sprays and voice lines aswell as Kerbal skins for McCree, Torbjörn, Zenyatta and Zarya, a spacesuit skin for D.Va and of course a Squad skin for Winston!

Only for 54.99 Buckz!

[legoclone09]

0/5 if only available in loot boxes.

0/5 is purchasable with Credits. Because no Tracer skins.

Overwatch Space Program: Launch and fly the rocket after delivering the drone to the rocket.