Kerbal History the sequel of the failed sequels (and revamps)

[MrWalrus123]

KERBAL HISTORY! THE SEQUAL OF THE FAILED SEQUELS (AND REVAMPS)

Remember Kerbal history?

Here are the rules from the original...

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So, this is a game where we create the history of the Kerbal civilization. I will start.

Rules are:

1. Everyone must post in Chronological order (in order of time) 
2. Must not contain obscene content
3. easter eggs must not be super obvious
4. must not be longer than 3 sentence per response (DO NOT USE SUPER-DUPER LONG SENTENCES)
5. the year which kerbals exist is year 100, and now is year 5000.

 

enjoy!

Note that certain rules have to be changed to prevent a mass thread lock up (seriously, look up kerbal history on the forums).

THE CURRENT YEAR MEANS THAT THATS WHEN THE GAME STARTS (as in Kerbal Space Program)

NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT ROLEPLAYING 

NO CREATURES FROM OTHER WORLDS, OR DIMENSIONS THATS WHAT MESSED UP ALL OF THE OTHER KERBAL HISTORIES.

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Year 100: Kerbals live in caves, the outside world is unknown to them.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

Year 101: Katza Kerman puts together a bunch of sticks, ties them together, and lights one end. It flies away. Largely credited as the first rocket.

[MrWalrus123]

Year 102: Kerbals begin to "explore" the outside world, mainly by throwing rocks out their caves and using primitive rockets (which where slightly improved versions of the one Kaza Kerman made)

[James Kerman]

Year 103: Ferkin Kerman discovers a form of fuel better than sticks and rocks in what will be referred to as the "Great Home-Brewing Disaster of '03".

R.I.P. Ferkin Kerman.

[CAKE99]

Year 104: Eridrien Kerman attaches rockets to a chair and launches 2 meters of the ground, and survives.

Edited September 5, 2016 by CAKE99

[B-STRK]

Year 105: A Jealous Aldar Kerman attaches even more rockets to a chair, launches 2 meters off the ground, but everything breaks apart. Doesn't survive.

RIP Jealous Aldar Kerman.

[Planetace]

Year 106: Antala Kermin finds coal and uses it for his rocket. It fails horribly due to a no-strut mishap...

RIP Antala Kermin

[TheEpicSquared]

Year 107: Badess Kerman improves on Antala's idea on coal and adds struts. Instead of using a chair, he constructs a small wooden box and attaches the rockets to it. It's a success and is widely credited as the first Kerbal capsule.

[njmksr]

Year 108: Blahdahz Kerman strut-attaches crude wings to a small wooden harness and attaches coal rockets to the side, and jumps off a cliff. The result is commonly known as the first Kerbal powered, prolonged flight, and the first recorded incident of a Kerbal breaking their legs due to the slight fall at the end.

Edited September 12, 2016 by njmksr