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[Breaking] Deep Space Kraken endorses Donald Trump


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The Deep Space Kraken has officially endorsed Donald Trump for President, citing his plans for outrageously large structures, as well as his toupee. The Kraken stated, "Donald Trump is the best possible candidate for President due to his massive plans without regard for the well-being of others." Donald Trump supports an unstable economy, which is "just one step away from an unstable rocket."

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