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Yo, wuz crackalackin', ♫♪♫♪♫♪? Yo ass is smokin KSP Weekly, everyone ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪! This week we aint only peeped a funky-ass big-ass leap forward up in tha various projects we’re hustlin on yo, but we’ve also been struck by luck n' given a thugged-out double load of astronomical events wit a penumbral lunar eclipse n' comet 45P dashin past some 11.9 mazillion kilometas above Earth. We’re all space enthusiasts n' such events git our asses excited, our crazy asses hope you can catch dem both. But we’re here ta rap bout every last mutha***** thang Kerbal, so without further ado, let’s begin.

I don't know why I've laughed so hard at this, but I've found the best thing ever: Gizoogle.

It basically gangsterfies everything you can find on the interwebs. Using it on the KSP Forums guarantees you maximum enjoyment rates.

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I'm sorry if this violates 2.2, but this is just too entertaining.

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Da QA crew has been busy, as you would expect: testing, testing, n' testin again until suttin' breaks yo. Hearts, minds, PCs… oh n' of course ghetto firsts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Us dudes do dis ta ensure dat tha final thang comes up in tha dopest shape it can possibly be fo' realz. And even though a ****load of our colleagues have tha KSPedia burned tha **** into they retinas by now, QA is one of tha pillarz of pimpment n' it is essential when releasin any game. Us thugs would also like welcome our freshly smoked up localization volunteers this week, n' they is ghon be joinin tha hard hustlin checkin n' erectin crew. Nuff props, nahmean ********?

dope SQUAD makin dem sick updates, *snort*

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1 minute ago, GDJ said:

I ran my profile thru Gizoodle and laughed my butt off.

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Well thugs, I thought I may have tha fastest plane here yo, but Foxta beat me ta it by 0.8 m/s. 1750.2 m/s, n' tha engine was still hustlin. No mods, no cheats, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Right back up in yo mutha****** ass. Straight stock parts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Unfortunately I entered a gangbangin' flat spin durin...

Wise words, lol

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Word up.

Dat plane was th'shiznit.

So I did use tha Mk1 cockpit yo, but dat shiznit was wrapped up in a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shroud, n' wit tha shape I was pushin a 1.4m cockpit assembly fo' realz. Advantage is dat it kept most of tha heat away from tha gin n juice tanks, engine, nacelle n' it protected tha cockpit straight-up well. Disadvantage is dat I be pushin a larger piece thru tha air. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Usin tha big-ass n' smalla control surfaces as airfoils works rather well, n' they can take tha heat. Disadvantage is dat tha plane needz straight-up specific adjustment ta tha airfoils actions n' itz touchy yo, but controllable durin takeoff's/landings despite mah flat spin incident (fixed dis excrements. Yaw control set too high).



But 1750.2 aint too slouchy. I be horny.

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