Destroy the object above you.

[Human Person]

Two nearby black holes merge. The gravitational waves they send out in the process rip your delicate solar sails apart!

I'm going all in apocalypse here!

 

How do you want to destroy black holes? Muhahaha.

A black hole is like a Hand Guillotine in the game of Rock Paper Scissors.

 

This Forum game is bringing out the worst in me.

Edited May 13, 2017 by Physics Student

[Matuchkin]

Time destroys the two black holes. They disappear after billions of years.

[Laythe Squid]

I travel at light speed, stopping time.

[0111narwhalz]

I change my reference frame, resuming time.

[Human Person]

You make a conversion error and become a quantum state.

[Laythe Squid]

I use the Higgs boson to destroy your reference point.

45 minutes ago, Physics Student said:

You make a conversion error and become a quantum state.

I use a time machine to prevent theerror

[qzgy]

I create a loop, merging the time machine into the time machine at the same time.

[kerbinorbiter]

presses ctrl + c and kills the KOS script

Edited May 14, 2017 by kerbinorbiter

[Laythe Squid]

I smash the ctrl and c keys on your computer with a hammer

[kerbinorbiter]

I send you to Kraken road

[Laythe Squid]

I nuke Kraken road.

[53miner53]

I shoot down the nuke with an F-16. 

[Joseph Kerman]

I shoot down the F-16 with the F-35

[kerbinorbiter]

I spot down the f-35 with the polyot anti-satilite weapon 

[Joseph Kerman]

I knock out the anti-sat weapon with an orbital ion cannon. 

[53miner53]

I destroy the orbital ion cannon with a stray asteroid.

[Matuchkin]

I send seven people to plant a nuke on the asteroid on two space shuttles while Aerosmith plays in the background.

[Human Person]

Thanks to Aerosmith, they succeed in blowing up the asteroids. Unfortunately, the cloud of debris they created will still hit the orbital cannon.

[kerbinorbiter]

7 minutes ago, Physics Student said:

Thanks to Aerosmith, they succeed in blowing up the asteroids. Unfortunately, the cloud of debris they created will still hit the orbital cannon.

i pop Armagedon out of the DVD 

my object=my profile picture (it does grate)

[Matuchkin]

17 minutes ago, kerbinorbiter said:

i pop Armagedon out of the DVD 

my object=my profile picture (it does grate)

I get a BIGGER cheesegrater and grate yours with it.

[kerbinorbiter]

I'm a cheese grater so I have legs

you didn't think that one through

[Laythe Squid]

I chop off your legs using a potato sword.

[kerbinorbiter]

Grates

[Human Person]

I grate grapes and make your grates rust!

[jhousen]

grapes? I dry them out using the sun.
raisins