Conducting an experiment! [A bit difficult]

[cratercracker]

Hi it cratercracker again! 

And you might think that you are going to make some good old chemical/biological/physical stuff..

SCREW IT

Because today, we are going to combine all of this.

Have you ever dreamed to be a colonist in the future, in space, in a spaceship, in the middle of the nowhere?

Sure you did.

But we are talking about less complicated things.

Do you think you are ready for an isolation for a whole night?

Or how about just one biscuit for 4 hours?

Sounds violent, huh?

Okay. Ahem, done kidding around.

 

Let's give you some trivia before you start.

You are a colonist

On Mars

You are lone

And the sun is a deadly laser 

 

Okay.

I think you get it now.

So. I'll speak with truth and honor, I conducted the experiment myself, and I can clearly say that it is planned so it won't harm you too much or won't harm you at all.

Let's get to the plan

Preparing~~

Spoiler

Well you basically need a few things;

Water (bottles, lots of bottles, trust me, you are going to drink much)

And a pack of biscuits (take small ones, it won't be really fair if you will take too much)

remember: you can't leave the colony.

Okay. (DON't EAT THE BISCUITS YET)

Now, upon it is night. Let's get a bit more planned, so it will be more planned than it was planned before.

Spoiler

Let's get your computer out of your room, or get you out of computer's room

(TOTAL MACHINE DOMINATION)

But don't forget to take the phone.

Look up the sunset and sunrise.

 It will be needed in the future.

Then.

You gotta find a comfortable room.

It is going to be a toilet.

Or an extra room with a toilet.

In case you gonna spend your night in a toilet, take some pillows and stuff with yourself.

It ain't pretty to sleep on a solid floor.

Otherwise.  Just be happy

 

And now. Now, now, now, now

What are we going to do now? I didn't plan it so far.

Alright I actually did. (Right now)

Spoiler

First 2 hours after the sun have set, you can spend time in your phone and outside the colony (The toilet!)

At the last minutes of second hour, you will need to drink a bottle of water.

(cause, why not?)

No really, it is good to drink water. (Actually that is a first part of experiment, you drink water.)

 

And after we survived 2 hours after the sunset 

We are going to survive 1 more...

Spoiler

*One hour with your telephone later*

Alright, you get bored, after like 3 hours of instant telephone using and water drinking.

We gonna do something, like breathing for example.

Just kidding.

Now, you are tired.

Get into the shower, shower your tired face until you are no longer tired.

Profit.

(that is the second experiment, or don't go to shower, just wash your face with cold water, if you don't like )

Okay.

Now we are tired and wet.

Good, just like the real Martian colony.

Spoiler

Okay, now it is free time.

Do whatever you want.

Drink water.

Drink water again.

Eat cookies.

Conquire Africa.

Do that until there will be 2 hours before the sunrise.

You know what is next?

Nothing.

Eternal darkness. 

Spoiler

Time to sleep.

Alright?

I know you are going to sleep.

At this very point, you want to sleep.

So yeah. If you don't-

Just try to sleep, or atleast pretend.

Sleep as much as you want.

Finish

Конец

La finite

Le grant finale 

 

Experiment is over.

The end.

Warning

Not likely to be done if it is not Sunday, Saturday or Friday.

Neither it is good for people younger than 14 years.

It doesn't mean anything, you just did a thing. 

Some not 2.2 stuff, it is different sort of role play 

If it is actually seems very bad for your health.

Take this thread as a joke.

NOW YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL COLONIST OF THE TOILET

Edited June 18, 2017 by cratercracker

[cratercracker]

I just read it second time and almost died by laughing.

[NSEP]

I imagine my Mars colonies to be the size of schools tho. XD. Awesome experiment though, i might try it myself if i have time.

[cratercracker]

Just now, NSEP said:

I imagine my Mars colonies to be the size of schools tho. XD. Awesome experiment though, i might try it myself if i have time.

THE TOILET COLONY

[NSEP]

13 minutes ago, cratercracker said:

THE TOILET COLONY

I can already imagine 100 people living in toilet rooms on Mars with biscuits and water. Lol.

[cratercracker]

3 minutes ago, NSEP said:

I can already imagine 100 people living in toilet rooms on Mars with biscuits and water. Lol.

Normal toilet room is actually similar to the size of the Dragon 2 capsule.

Hmmm.. Interesting 

[NSEP]

Just now, cratercracker said:

Normal toilet room is actually similar to the size of the Dragon 2 capsule.

Hmmm.. Interesting 

My toilet room is the size of a Soyuz Capsule though, and my toilet-bathroom is the size of an ISS module. It kind of depends on where you live. The toilet at my aunts house is the size of a Mercury Capsule. But yeah i think the Dragon 2 is very avarege for a toilet.

Wait a sec, we are talking about toilets.

[cratercracker]

2 minutes ago, NSEP said:

My toilet room is the size of a Soyuz Capsule though, and my toilet-bathroom is the size of an ISS module. It kind of depends on where you live. The toilet at my aunts house is the size of a Mercury Capsule. But yeah i think the Dragon 2 is very avarege for a toilet.

Wait a sec, we are talking about toilets.

 

Expriments go wrong...

[cratercracker]

Hmmm.... 

Should I add more tasks? Cause it seems a bit empty.

[NISSKEPCSIM]

*spits, realises that he doesn't have any water in his mouth, pours himself some and glugs it down, then spits it out, bursting into a fit of laughter*

[cratercracker]

49 minutes ago, NISSKEPCSIM said:

*spits, realises that he doesn't have any water in his mouth, pours himself some and glugs it down, then spits it out, bursting into a fit of laughter*

Lmao

[Durtle02]

On 6/17/2017 at 6:02 PM, cratercracker said:

Конец

La finite

Le grant finale 

Imagine a Russian tank that fired stale french baguette. What if you used the tank to send the baguette into space?!

PS, I didn't know how to spell "Baguette" and had to look up 'How to spell long french bread'

[Skylon]

On 17/06/2017 at 11:59 PM, cratercracker said:

Normal toilet room is actually similar to the size of the Dragon 2 capsule.

Hmmm.. Interesting 

SpaceX. Launching toilets to space since 2018.

Edit: Going on a toilet (not the room) weight of 45kg, Falcon 9 could launch around 200 to space

Edited June 24, 2017 by Skylon

[cratercracker]

8 hours ago, Skylon said:

SpaceX. Launching toilets to space since 2018.

Edit: Going on a toilet (not the room) weight of 45kg, Falcon 9 could launch around 200 to space

If you add some life support, you basically have a capsule.