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Stupidity Orbiter Mk2: Munar Express


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Kodemunkey Aerospace Facilty #1

10.00 KST

As you may be aware, citizens, there have been numerous successful* tests of the Stupidity Orbiter Mk1 over the past few months and we are proud to announce the MK2 version of the Stupidity Orbiter** Our hearty congratulations go out to the crew of the Munar Express, currently enaged in a record breaking 13 day orbit of the planet***

*As stated previously, our version of succesful differs to yours in many legal jurisdictions, however you are still safer than being on the streets of New Kerbal City after dark.

** The explosions you have been hearing the past few months are nothing more than a heavily localised thunderstorm, and are in no way related to The Kodemunkey Weather Modification program. Please report anything that is in no way similar to rocket debris to your nearest Kodemunkey Aerospace office and please stay inside until the cleanup is completed.

*** The current crew orbited the planet for 10 days before being ejected from the solar system.

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And Kodemunkey Aerospace loves you too*

*Any feelings of love expressed by Kodemunkey Aerospace are not to be construed as a positive workplace review, any attempt to do so will result in being placed on debris clean up in the attack dog training fields.

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