Felsmak

Wait, what? Really? My sides are in orbit.

It all makes sense now! A huge asteroid impact wiped out all of Kerbal civilization along with all lifeforms except grass, trees and cacti. When the dust had settled (literally), space colonists from around the solar system established a spaceport on Kerbin as a first step to rebuilding their homeworld.

The Kerbals having the same surname doesn't have to mean they're related to each other. It could be some cultural thing where they just decided that everyone was going to be called Kerman for some reason. Perhaps they did it to make everyone equal. In a world where everyone works in the aerospace industry, there's no reason for anyone to feel superior or inferior because of their surname.

Dres exists and is quite underrated.

Granted, but now every computer that runs on Windows is forced to run seven instances of its operating system simultaneously. I wish for world peace.

Granted, but look is literally all they do. They don't read them nor respond to them. I wish I had a better graphics card.

The E in the "fel" part is pronounced like the E in "beer". The A in the "smak" part is pronounced like the A in "Martin". The stress goes on the last syllable. "FELL-smack" is also fine.

True! The user below me has never been naked.

I think you took a wrong turn in Albuquerque. This isn't Reddit.

The Great Naked Space Man.

I created and unleashed a being far worse than the Deep Space Kraken.

The rocket is almost completed!

Kind of reminds me of Salad Fingers!

As the horrible person I am, I feel quite content about it, actually!

Played KSP for the first time in a very long while today. Decided to try out the new asteroid telescope thing, so I stuck one on top of an Apollo-esque spacecraft and sent Bill, Bob and Jeb on a trip they'd never return from, because I never bothered to give them a parachute. Got a lucky encounter with Eve. I said: "What the heck, why not land the capsule there? The atmosphere will slow it down enough to land without a parachute, right?" And so it begins. I am Felsmak, and this is Jackass. They burned up. Bummer.

The Great Naked Space Man's lunchbox rocket is nearing completion.

The names Voon and Naal strike me as oddly familiar.

Thank you! I hope everyone likes the spaceship! That thing was tricky to make, especially those triangular windows in the command module.

I made a sneak peek at the upcoming video. Are you mesmerized?

It has been three days, and I still can't believe Cassini is gone.

It's a meme referencing an action prompt in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. This prompt reads "Press F to pay respects", hence the F.

And now it's official. Cassini is no more. Rest in peace, you magnificent thing!

0/10 Hi, nice to meet you!

"A Laythean NIII-iiight! Like a Laythean DAAA-aaay!" Seriously, though. These are nice pictures!

I just realized that the other planets in the Solar System were released five years ago. Now I feel old.