Felsmak

Known for being THE KING OF GREY KERBALS! (That is a crown on its head, right?)

If I ever were to translate these poems into German, I think I'd use the following names: Der kosmische Sexkönig = The Great Naked Space Man (The Cosmic Sex King) Der kosmische Sexsaal = Great Naked Man Space (The Cosmic Sex Hall) Mostly as a reference to Der Erlkönig, which the first poem is based on.

Known for perpetual Christmas!

It's in the space closest to the event horizon you find the purest humor!

Do post the pictures! I dare you.

This is a very special day, because today my channel has accumulated a total of 100,000 video views! In other words: I will now use this as a cheap excuse to feed it some more attention.

Somebody should write a fanfic where they collide and make a moon together.

I wish I would get featured for Video Wednesday again. It has been so long.

Stickied? Has this thread been stickied? I checked, and it was not stickied. I felt trolled.

Can you guess which planet isn't getting any Valentine's probes today?

You can't trust the sky. The KSC is censoring it!

Play cards? I just got an idea for a new Matt Damon film: He's on a spaceship on its way to Mars, when the crew starts playing Monopoly. Matt now has to survive and await rescue as his friends go into Monopoly rage.

I wouldn't be so sure. Can you truly know that it wasn't just a flawlessly manipulated picture of the Mun you saw, like the one shown in the video?

No mistake was made. Dres doesn't exist.

That's right. Dres is a lie. It doesn't exist. What are you going to do to prove me wrong? Go there?

What my planets have looked like throughout the past year!

bob n. An unsuccessful spacecraft, either doomed or already lost due to a piloting error or a mistake that occurred during its construction. "The lander was a bob; its main thruster failed to fire and left it stranded in orbit."

An offensive strategy so effective it becomes offensive.

Is there some issue going on with the view counter for the new forums? It looks like all new threads are perpetually stuck at zero.

Here's the fake satellite picture of the old runway.

It kinda feels like a combination of Facebook and Tumblr.

I can buy that, of course. I was talking about using "This thing is even more unrealistic" as an argument for why you can't still keep realism in mind when designing a game.

As surprising as it may sound, you can actually do that. It's not just a black and white choice between perfect realism and complete anarchy, and anyone who's designing a fictional universe will have to look at every individual detail and decide if they think it's "acceptably unrealistic" or if it just doesn't make sense. So for Kerbal Space Program, I can accept that it's set in a universe with impossibly small planets. It's just the way things are in that universe. But if they're going to include seasons, I'd rather they just made the planet tilt, too.

I've never understood the fun in it. Or why the people who do enjoy it also argue about it with people who daydream about a different character combination than they do.