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I'm pretty sure some kind of seal in a series of other seals has been broken. Kermageddon is near.

This thread needs to be purified in a sea of dragon fire.

The point of my "Half-Life 3 Confirmed" joke was that it was planned to be finished by then. They announce this update to scare everyone, and then they release 1.0. instead.

If this is a joke, they must have known it would make everyone angry. If they made everyone angry by telling the joke, they'd want to make them happy again. This could be accomplished by releasing 1.0. on the day they claim they're going to implement this update.

Noah's ark?

I can totally hear Jool screaming "What are you doing on my moon?" now.

"This is my moon!"

You probably can't talk about sequels when it comes to textures, but here's a sequel to that Jool texture I made earlier. Enjoy! (I kinda feel that it should really come with a somewhat brighter atmosphere) Download http://www./view/pv4ne0tmhvz3jcd/Jool1.png

I like her. She looks pretty much exactly like I imagined.

You think of your farts as your own personal ion engine and dream of all the places you could visit if only you were an astronaut. You let one rip, and someone says: "That's disgusting!". But you just stare them in the eye and answer: "What's so disgusting about my ion engine?".

Quicksave > Timewarp > Take pictures > Quickload > Pretend you launched during the day. Unless you've made some cool lighting arrangement on the launch pad, of course.

Then just accept your failure and commemorate something else!

0/10 I don't think I've seen you before. I would probably remember a flashy avatar like yours!

So I ran out of funds and reached bottom reputation. And then this happened.

If you thought that was weird, then how about this?

This is a sentence I never thought I'd get to read.

It is! I was actually waiting for someone to point that out, haha! I remember them too. I feel sorry for all those kids who have to mow lawns in Erlkingland!

My soul.

I'm building up quite a collection of KSP material now!

This bush is angry.

Seeing this thread again inspired me to draw new moons for Naal.

Did you know that planets and their movements can be used to explain most human interactions? Even love! It's so beautiful.

My mind is the place naughty Kerbals end up in after death.

This video is special.

This joke is older than trilobites.