[Invention] The Great MS Paint Jebediah Adventure!

[TheKerbinator]

Hi everybody,

In this thread we are going to create the (fictional, and unofficial) backstory of Jebediah Kerman. This is how it works:

I start it off by posting two pictures below to begin the story. As the subject of this topic suggests, the picture are drawn in MS Paint and YOU get to decide what happens next! Every 'episode' of pictures I post is followed by the suggestions of you guys of what Jebediah should do next. You could base your decision on what you see in the picture or think completely out of the box. Either way, we keep this lighthearted and funny, so comical suggestions are encouraged.

Once I've gathered a good suggestion I will begin drawing the next episode, and so on. Now let the story commence!

POST 1 OF 3, please hold.

[TheKerbinator]

And so it begins...

Jebediah was always pushing new frontiers. In doing so, Jebediah instilled a great amount of fear and respect in the people who know him. Mostly fear, though.

It is his tenacity, creativity and dim-witted luck that brought him where he is. The first Kerman to set foot on the dusty surface of the Mun. As the cold dust lay beneath his isolated foot soles, Jeb could not help but think back of when he was a kid and first glanced at the Mun from his bedroom window. A tear oozed from his widely spaced eyes.

PAGE 2 OF 3, please hold.

[TheKerbinator]

On the way back

With a jarring 'CLANG!' Jeb wake up from his slumber. A sound coming from the laboraties woke Jeb up from his nap at work. His confusion was soon followed by sadness when Jeb realised he was not on the Mun, but in fact at his regular job at the Research and Development Department of Kerbal Space Program.

As a security guard, he was responsible for the graveyard shifts to keep the perimeters secure at night. Armed with a nightstick and a flashlight, Jeb's job mainly consisted of staying awake amidst the boring monotony of his work.

Jeb knew that the entire complex should be empty at night. One could only wonder what created the sound from the laboratory...

PAGE 3 OF 3, you may now post your suggestions! What should Jeb do next?

[NovaSilisko]

Ooh, I love these games

I say he should cut eye-holes in the painting and hide behind it. (Hiding in the capsule is too obvious!)

Edit: Though, I think this ought to be moved to the fanworks.

[TheKerbinator]

Yeah, I was wondering where to put it, could've put it in Off-topic or Games aswell. Let's see what the mods think.

[pizzaoverhead]

Tenacity, creativity and dim-witted luck, causing fear in others eh? Run directly towards the noise, screaming at the top of his lungs with the nightstick raised!

With the hat turned backwards for improved aerodynamics of course.

[softweir]

Fun!

And yes, I think it belongs in fanworks best.

[NuclearWarfare]

Oh no, Jeb is too Awesome to hide from danger. He should go commando, putting oil from that junk pile onto his lower eyelids, and go find the sound!

[zpox357]

Hrmmm, maybe it could be Bill/Bob the engineer (a nerdy timid younger version) falling out of the empty SRB shell where he was so recently trapped by astronauts in training?

Edited August 31, 2012 by zpox357