Three Words Story!

[nhnifong]

ended the reign

[mustwinfull]

of the great...

[Mars90000000]

Kerbin monster named

[Whptheenah]

Ideathief who crushed...

[DonKamillo]

every kerbals dream...

[Mars90000000]

of landing on

[Whptheenah]

Earth, an imaginary....

[Mars90000000]

planet they believed

[Festivefire]

Was a rocketry paradise

[zapy97]

that had acrisis

[Mars90000000]

of kerbal overpopulation

[halocon720]

that Cthulhu caused

[snow25699]

Does anybody have a backup? Any one who compiled the story?

This bit i remember....

by eating too many potatoes to read the upside down text....

[42undead2]

so it couldn't

Aww man, we lost the huge compilation of an 80? page story.

[rryy]

eat the forums

(I should have saved that compilation! It was about half of what the story was before the forum crash, and now we have seven pages. )

[RawChicken]

but it did

[Mars90000000]

so Jebediah decided

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I have the story compilation of the first 43 pages (lost the rest of the 150+ pages )

"There once was a kerbal named Kerby who wanted to fly to the Enterprise while he ate a 3 foot rotten cheeseburger while he drank a cold beer and went hiking on Mount Kraken which he thought was located over the top of Duna’s large anomaly, which was at the center of a large crater of the interesting red dust planet who’s gravity affected the range of its gravitational pull that managed to attract the love of their life which was called Charley the unicorn. Kerby thought his love is hideous towards Charley since he murdered orphans and are their hearts then the spleens, and cooked their brains so he could use an evil thing called Kerbal Space Mastermind, which could divide by Zero which caused the destroyed space stations to fire a giant nuclear missile at the sun at the speed of sound. Which a giant blanket of cupcakes, that ended the reign of the great Kerbin monster named Ideathief who crushed every kerbals dream of landing on Earth, an imaginary planet they believed was rocketry paradise that had a crisis of kerbal overpopulation that Cthulhu caused by eating potatoes. To get him to see the ʇxÇÂʇ uÊÂop ÇÂpısdn (upside down text).

After one year, kerbin was teleported to another identical star system which had binary stars. This was unfortunate because one was exploding into a white dwarf and releasing gamma radiation in the direction of Kerbin, which fried all the rockets, but luckily the people escaped on interstellar spaceships. But the Kraken attacked, yet Jebediah bravely saved most of the morons who fly broken SSTO Fart BalloonsTM which run using Farts. Not surprisingly smelly, so airfreshners that smell like Pork N Beans are used to freshen the huge space station on Kerby’s old dictionary that is filled with explosive yo-yos that you can eat, but only when Jebediah is stranded on Duna’s analogue in the classroom on Laythe. Anyway, as the oxygen depleted because Laythe exploded because Jebediah was insanely going to the center of Layther despite it exploding. Which violates causality of the universe causing massive data streams to decompile disrupting google searched thus preventing all new KSP mods from working in countried other than England, Australia, Mars, Jool, Canada, Pineapple, and Ethiopia, which makes Canada angry causing the next country to explode creating black holes around the Enterprise. Which destroys all of Zombing’s braces making kerbal dentists panic in fear.

Suddenly, kerbal kittens popped out of the organic, trimphant, and little cool exploding fueltank infazed by crazy monkeys imported from Texas by a secret evil organization from Turkistan, who ate deep space potatoes. After eating the Deep Space Kraken, they then proceeded to launch the uber missile 9001 baby shoe sale which is disguised as a secret fluffy bunny who had some explosive Russian Sock Monsters which fire x-rays at the deadly and furious Zine who retaliated by firing the solar hotdog cooker of run on sentences. Jebediah’s pet apple then decided to jump into a powered cow launcher which launched him into minmus, de-orbiting from pig-planet which turned out to be from a platypus head floating in space in orbit around the giant celestial newfoundland dog. Despite the fact that it was very heavy and ugly. It was loved and it was very, very, very repetitive in its endeavours. However, a trash can stopped by and it broke the love of the queen who then destroyed someone’s butt for eating the honey that had melted in a microwave that shoots lasers to heat your meat grinding chicken imported from a galaxy far far away, so the captain of the enterprise said that the eye of the tiger would rise up to the Fight and the Challenge of our rival Kerbal and the last known survivor stalks John Madden, an imperial commander who could not survive the falling debris that rained down from the sky because a ship started to experience thousands of g-forces of wibbly-wobbly bendy rockets that exploded. So he inadvertently managed to sing a song about the ceiling.

Meanwhile, on Laythe, Jebediah went swimming to relieve himself from the gravity of the situation of his re-entering heat effect being so hot he almost exploded with joy, but pineapples were not ripe. Instead, everything burst into celery and it all ended with vegetables destroying other vegetables, which at first seemed harmless, but then stabbed the carrots with a giant knife-shaped apple. Jebediah felt the sharp stab of betrayal penetrate through his left thumb. While on Moho, Bill sent a Christmas gift for Kirberry Kerman, the imp sister of the space Kracken which later on acknowledged that he met space Cthulhu in a station made of chocolate easter bunnies. Meanwhile, Kerby decided to call Jebediah to negotiate a treaty that would determine whether or not he could pee on a monolith to investigate the explosive powers of some black paint they thought could resist the power of temptation. However, Bill decided to paint it orange but it tasted like old lemons stuck on Eve. Despite looking like mashed potatoes, the invisible spoons of planet called Mars that looked so white that it blinded several important sensors of the martian probe that was about to collide with the universe yet it wasn’t able to because the cat destroyed the cable of data link. Kerby couldn’t call his mother, so he went to New York city to see Big Ben, even though he hated clocks.

On Layther, Jebediah continued to re-enter the burning building that wasn’t burning CDs, but actually Jebediah was dreaming, so he got very, very angry and proceeded to make orange juice but the cat pulled out a super duper blaster that shoots feces heated to 200,000 oF, so he put on pants to do Gangnam style but his hips burst into flames while he was eating an oversized split banana that emits gamma rays while singing the national anthem of Canada. Charley felt offended because he couldn’t remember tha coordinates of Bob Furniture Store in that place over the rainbow in Narnia, Australia, Australia, southerns hemisphere, Earth, inner solar system, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group, Virgo supercluster, known universe, all possible universes. “WAIT!â€Â, said Kerby, “Did I miss my spotted shirt?â€Â. Immediately, Kerby was filled with horror his computer, preventing him from playing Human Space Program, a very safe space program with death every where. The monolight experiment went terribly wrong from the start because of absence of oxygen in their objects. Suddenly, out of nowhere, the cat riding an invisible bicycle, crashed on Eeloo creating a crater (vaguely cat shaped) the size of a crater. Kerby, spotting his shirt wearing pants, decided “space suite = trendyâ€Â. He was jealous at Jebediah, obviously, because of his amazing sense of smell for burning cats and dogs when the weather is cats and dogs falling like snow. After the largest asteroid had passed through the halls of the dead, it went explode because the asteroid was U-238 and nuclear physics is a lie told by the U.S. to deceive a team of highly skilled terrorists whi were looking for Kerbal master mind “Rudolphâ€Â. Suddenly, ghosts! They hijack cats and giraffes around the globe. However, Kerby and Jebediah farted causing mass extinction of all butterflies and all potatoes in Brazil, which was is potato.

Back on Kerbin, Wernher Von Kerman, who created the high-potention locomotive, decided to fly to Eve because Eve is round and its atmosphere is as thick as your skull when it is discussing religious matters. Anyway, Bill’s lamp failed to illuminate Jebediah’s office when Laythe eclipsed with a space station around Jooltopia, which was badly damaged by a large deathstar constructed by kerbals from LolLaythe. Charley felt disliked….

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to go and

Have you guys tried salvaging something from the Google cache?

[(An Original Name)]

fix the RMS

I think I have a fairly new copy of the whole story, let me check...

Edit: Ok, I found it. I made it up to page 117 or so, so there is still a few dozen pages missing, but its still pretty new:

----------The Full Story so far, copypaste style----------

(This took approximatly half past forever to complete. I even had to type this up in wordpad, otherwise I would go insane. You may know worship me for all that I have endured XD)

There once was a kerbal named Kerby who wanted to fly to the Enterprise while he ate a 3 foot rotten cheeseburger while he drank a cold beer and went hiking on Mount Kraken which he thought was located over the top of Duna’s large anomaly, which was at the center of a large crater of the interesting red dust planet who’s gravity affected the range of its gravitational pull that managed to attract the love of their life which was called Charley the unicorn. Kerby thought his love is hideous towards Charley since he murdered orphans and are their hearts then the spleens, and cooked their brains so he could use an evil thing called Kerbal Space Mastermind, which could divide by Zero which caused the destroyed space stations to fire a giant nuclear missile at the sun at the speed of sound. Which a giant blanket of cupcakes, that ended the reign of the great Kerbin monster named Ideathief who crushed every kerbals dream of landing on Earth, an imaginary planet they believed was rocketry paradise that had a crisis of kerbal overpopulation that Cthulhu caused by eating potatoes. To get him to see the ʇxÇÂʇ uÊÂop ÇÂpısdn (upside down text).

After one year, kerbin was teleported to another identical star system which had binary stars. This was unfortunate because one was exploding into a white dwarf and releasing gamma radiation in the direction of Kerbin, which fried all the rockets, but luckily the people escaped on interstellar spaceships. But the Kraken attacked, yet Jebediah bravely saved most of the morons who fly broken SSTO Fart BalloonsTM which run using Farts. Not surprisingly smelly, so airfreshners that smell like Pork N Beans are used to freshen the huge space station on Kerby’s old dictionary that is filled with explosive yo-yos that you can eat, but only when Jebediah is stranded on Duna’s analogue in the classroom on Laythe. Anyway, as the oxygen depleted because Laythe exploded because Jebediah was insanely going to the center of Layther despite it exploding. Which violates causality of the universe causing massive data streams to decompile disrupting google searched thus preventing all new KSP mods from working in countried other than England, Australia, Mars, Jool, Canada, Pineapple, and Ethiopia, which makes Canada angry causing the next country to explode creating black holes around the Enterprise. Which destroys all of Zombing’s braces making kerbal dentists panic in fear.

Suddenly, kerbal kittens popped out of the organic, trimphant, and little cool exploding fueltank infazed by crazy monkeys imported from Texas by a secret evil organization from Turkistan, who ate deep space potatoes. After eating the Deep Space Kraken, they then proceeded to launch the uber missile 9001 baby shoe sale which is disguised as a secret fluffy bunny who had some explosive Russian Sock Monsters which fire x-rays at the deadly and furious Zine who retaliated by firing the solar hotdog cooker of run on sentences. Jebediah’s pet apple then decided to jump into a powered cow launcher which launched him into minmus, de-orbiting from pig-planet which turned out to be from a platypus head floating in space in orbit around the giant celestial newfoundland dog. Despite the fact that it was very heavy and ugly. It was loved and it was very, very, very repetitive in its endeavours. However, a trash can stopped by and it broke the love of the queen who then destroyed someone’s butt for eating the honey that had melted in a microwave that shoots lasers to heat your meat grinding chicken imported from a galaxy far far away, so the captain of the enterprise said that the eye of the tiger would rise up to the Fight and the Challenge of our rival Kerbal and the last known survivor stalks John Madden, an imperial commander who could not survive the falling debris that rained down from the sky because a ship started to experience thousands of g-forces of wibbly-wobbly bendy rockets that exploded. So he inadvertently managed to sing a song about the ceiling.

Meanwhile, on Laythe, Jebediah went swimming to relieve himself from the gravity of the situation of his re-entering heat effect being so hot he almost exploded with joy, but pineapples were not ripe. Instead, everything burst into celery and it all ended with vegetables destroying other vegetables, which at first seemed harmless, but then stabbed the carrots with a giant knife-shaped apple. Jebediah felt the sharp stab of betrayal penetrate through his left thumb. While on Moho, Bill sent a Christmas gift for Kirberry Kerman, the imp sister of the space Kracken which later on acknowledged that he met space Cthulhu in a station made of chocolate easter bunnies. Meanwhile, Kerby decided to call Jebediah to negotiate a treaty that would determine whether or not he could pee on a monolith to investigate the explosive powers of some black paint they thought could resist the power of temptation. However, Bill decided to paint it orange but it tasted like old lemons stuck on Eve. Despite looking like mashed potatoes, the invisible spoons of planet called Mars that looked so white that it blinded several important sensors of the martian probe that was about to collide with the universe yet it wasn’t able to because the cat destroyed the cable of data link. Kerby couldn’t call his mother, so he went to New York city to see Big Ben, even though he hated clocks.

On Laythe, Jebediah continued to re-enter the burning building that wasn’t burning CDs, but actually Jebediah was dreaming, so he got very, very angry and proceeded to make orange juice but the cat pulled out a super duper blaster that shoots feces heated to 200,000 oF, so he put on pants to do Gangnam style but his hips burst into flames while he was eating an oversized split banana that emits gamma rays while singing the national anthem of Canada. Charley felt offended because he couldn’t remember tha coordinates of Bob Furniture Store in that place over the rainbow in Narnia, Australia, Australia, southerns hemisphere, Earth, inner solar system, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group, Virgo supercluster, known universe, all possible universes. “WAIT!â€Â, said Kerby, “Did I miss my spotted shirt?â€Â. Immediately, Kerby was filled with horror his computer, preventing him from playing Human Space Program, a very safe space program with death every where. The monolight experiment went terribly wrong from the start because of absence of oxygen in their objects. Suddenly, out of nowhere, the cat riding an invisible bicycle, crashed on Eeloo creating a crater (vaguely cat shaped) the size of a crater. Kerby, spotting his shirt wearing pants, decided “space suite = trendyâ€Â. He was jealous at Jebediah, obviously, because of his amazing sense of smell for burning cats and dogs when the weather is cats and dogs falling like snow. After the largest asteroid had passed through the halls of the dead, it went explode because the asteroid was U-238 and nuclear physics is a lie told by the U.S. to deceive a team of highly skilled terrorists whi were looking for Kerbal master mind “Rudolphâ€Â. Suddenly, ghosts! They hijack cats and giraffes around the globe. However, Kerby and Jebediah farted causing mass extinction of all butterflies and all potatoes in Brazil, which was is potato.

Back on Kerbin, Wernher Von Kerman, who created the high-potention locomotive, decided to fly to Eve because Eve is round and its atmosphere is as thick as your skull when it is discussing religious matters. Anyway, Bill’s lamp failed to illuminate Jebediah’s office when Laythe eclipsed with a space station around Jooltopia, which was badly damaged by a large deathstar constructed by kerbals from LolLaythe. Charley felt disliked because his spacesuit was pink and he wants blue so he went to the ocean which burst into tears because it was blown up by smoking cow that were falling from harley's weed Protection service company owned and operated by a cantelope which was from a far away sun called Bol that was beginning to explode soon, but luckily, some ten thousand ballistic missles and shot At Planet X making it crash into the Bol-Star Causing the universe to collapse into a black hole where it started to fly out from the exploding Solar System Bol.

The next day a rotten taco decided to leap into a portal to 1969 so it could see Carl Sagan reenacting the moon landings because they involved rockets. Kerbin's doomsday began when Jeb danced the jig of the saw puzzle with Jigsaw, a puzzle made up with Jigsaw pieces mass produced in Jigsaw, a city on Joolipter, which didn't look like a puzzle piece from the game Shoot The CAT!!!! After a puzzling day on Laythe a dinosaur named T. Ryan Sorous ate Bill Kerman while he was eating but vomited all over his new car, making soup. Cleaning it, he got Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis from mining titanium on Bop. After several days of Living on faith, a car salesman crashes into a rocket which was from Korlkinnikon. The name is foreign to everyone alive today because it is A K-name made up in the land called Kerbalkistan located behind Those atmospheric ghosts who hate Cheetos.

Cheese is dairy but tastes like the Jeb's spacefood that was used to wash socks. Does it taste Like Cinnamon Toast or rotten vegtables? We may never taste something as a roasted kerbal, but maybe we can taste like a roasted human. Where is Bill? Somewhere over the event horizon of the black rainbow, of course. How he got there is a question that only Tony probe can answer. He knows everything about the first generation quantum mechanics used by kerbals to make a ton of dynamite to blow up but for fishes, the dynamite seemed to be tragic despite the lack of kerbal oxygen in the atmosphere. The 69 kilometers that separated Bob from the disturbing eagle-eyed Jebediah who wants to blow everything up and then travel to Eeloo, and built a snowman. After the snowman was created, it melted due to It's incredible evilness and Jeb found a large booster To be quite awsome, and so he began replacing flying cat mines with orbiting dogs to confuse pirates.

On another note, all submarine sandwiches are now cheeeeeezburgahs because of Bill made a button for his coat. Laika the dog profited from Carl and he ate no more than three ounces of New Year's fireworks Which weren't cold despite it being very explosive for two years until someone named Kraken ate them so now, they lack the explosive punch and were forgotten. Meanwhile on Laythe, the Kraken exploded and got flung by my ship into the depths of space and proceeded to protest the rights and citizenship of all cows who looked Like Barney. Moonkun Munchkin was a bagel that liked to be eaten by an elephant that wished it can swim in eleven herbs that tasted like Big, juicy, and tasty bananas. That morning, uncooked onions and buckets of KFC, seasoned with the 11 secret herbs And 12 spices. It's finger licking time! Said Kerby. The chicken attracted all the gals living on Ganymede while kissing some Carl Sagan dolls.

Ganymede doesn't exist in the mind and reality of Kerballand. They think Ganymede, a Timbits biscuit in space, is a fictional space rabbit that can land on The unmagical boulder. Twenty light-years away, Jebediah had just EVA to the surface of a piece of debris in Kerpollo One that had seemed to explode on contact. He thought it was a good thing, but the debris then crashed into a Semi-conductive electric probe, it was fully electrified, so thunderbolts and lighting came raining down on Charley the Unicron who ate three kilos of what he called "Kerbalinator," which causes Rocket fuel to spontaneously fire out of Bob's toilet which caused mass from mr Charlie's and went into a coma, which a cardiac arrest Murdered cave dude and called 911. All the while, Bill was reading PSY, the creator of the delicious Goongam style, a Russian delicacy best for dancing Korean who needs more celery for his delicious, spicy Kimchi which he sold to Jeb as space food for Loren ipsum, a dolor sit amet "Air Crash Investigation," program. Charley's stomach exploded, causing banking problems in banks all around Jupiter, by 60000000000 degrees of toxic pudding. A flying pudding smacked me in the 23rd vertebrae Said Charley. He grinned deviously, "I Can't believe you would eat chicken without offering me one overcooked fried potato chip tasting like yummy garbage!"

When Adam Kandler, Kerbool Deeds' brother, Decided to murderize Charlie because he pooped on Jeb's Parachute, ruining it, he drank lumpy Juice And Kerby Went to Duna. Kerby then proceeded to dance on the broken parachute at 90 mph which he had smash into the taco of time. The taco can imagined as a dictator over the school of jell-o located on Bop, Which, coincidentally, was the dentistry headquarters of all dental gorillas of the Dentist variety, thus were accidentally wealthy. Maaren Kerman, Dentist of all gorillas, was accidentally assigned to brush the giant evil cow. Meanwhile, the presidential election was over, angering all indentured old denists, who served their masters by brushing underneath their gums using Oral-K brushinator which is made in Italy, along with dental floss. The Great Pillow was traveling across the Pilou, a 45mm screw driver usually drills dental replacement holes. Midway past the future, but it hurts, way too much.

Meanwhile, on Laythe, he took off like a scary Jebediah riding a Dental dentistry rocket. The rocket horrified a P-51 D Mustang pilot, because he had arm amnesia, a very strong alcoholic beverage, ice cold. Jeb likes arm made of plastic. But Bill hates Bill Gates, the president of Kerbal Dentistry Overclocked Computers (or KDOC for troubled readers or short, which uses objects for stuff). Jebediah couldn't figure out the calamities in the cars of slugs and walruses that explode, causing their tusks to melt into flavorful pineapple juices. The juices cause gastroenteritis, which is a disease only caught by orange potatoes grown in Japan, which is frequently hit by the mighty rocket powered cannon, which is in Area of a circle, is 51 cm2, which is large compared to a mushroom growing on a pineapple. The Same pinapple that the walrus ate which caued BOB to implode on Neptune, while eating spaghetti. Jebediah's mother was very fat, and everyone insulted her. Her name was Kerbalia and she can fly rockets too bad so Jeb taught her to ride horses while eating a roasted pink crobar topped with juicy plutonium that might decay into a 1 eyed dinosaur saying J/Yodelleehoo scary cabbage will all explode until it bows down before a giant waffle in the palace of purple puke.

Then Joobidaeiah, who is an imposter of Jebediah, the spaceman of dreams, attempted to go over the rainbow to get to Kerbaltopia, a paradise on an island shaped like the nose of a at ugly bat that is not green as some preliminary reports suggest. Secondary reports however report the bat is actually purplish for being scary when it is doing things like afirin' its lazoars at defenseless zebras near the mystic shrine of the Holy Koala Institute. After the tiny space probe crashed liquid which tasted of stale melons, the melons revolted and killed bob and billidiah, a shorter clone of Jebediah, that was trained in the caverns beneath the secret caves of Jeb's front lawn. Jeb went out to feed his pet rock named Rocky the Great, king of the Mun Pies, then Rocky's rival, who just so happened to be Bill's evil object thing, which can devour approximately 47 cubic-meters of Pandas. Meanwhile, Bob's old friend, Billybobidiah, a monster made in China, but sold in Cuba, attacked Canada's Socialist ways and converted it into a nuclear stockpile that will be used to explode an unused spork. If the spork Becomes a planet, the society of icy glampernoodles will melt all of this forum which will sadden me because we need all the things that are spicy because they are disliked by many Asians that eat all of the spicy buffalo wings that give you bronchitis if eaten raw or cooked.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Spork "launch" foods, some angry vegetarians ate meat because 'twas dyed green, With red gas from Jupiter, the king of all giant waffles and maple syrup from Joolpinearteer, a fake gas giant orbiting exactly 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0 00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles away from your home planet of Kirth, another fake planet made up of completely no nuts and gluten, really, no joke. Kirth was set to become king of the pirates, ultimately to destroy And Jebediah said,"I like big slices of pizza, which are stinky and somehow glowing when dipped into green slime sauce manufactued by fish", which was completely pointless and unnecessary but yet they are communism supporters, albeit green ones. To remedy this gross problem, Scott developed a cannon to shoot all opponents into the mesosphere, a sphere nobody quite understands yet mentions allot because it is said to contain dead kerbal's ghosts.

Meanwhile, on the Kerbal Space Center had begun rising due to acute back pains, causing more kerbals to demand a cure for back pains, but it tastes like grasshoppers with spicy ice cream made for people with back pains who live in Kentucky and explode. Then the thing that created democracy turned to anarchy from back pains, causing many people to horribly explode if they went kaboom too much while playing Kerbal driving simulator. When this game was for back pains, everyone hated it, except in Japan where they thought It was groovy because it heals OOOOOOHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO disorder hence causing the kaboom. A ludicrous Japanese scientist programmed a ninja robot that will assassinate Bob's box of president-shaped chocolates for back pains that were caused by back pains in German-Chinese. An atroscious apple that caused back pains that were South of the amazing all natural back of pain which cause back the back pain to hibernate until a presidential mousepad was impeached and once again everyone was forced to vote for republican democrats who believed that both Romney and Obama could Start another war against the USSR, And the moon, and Jool's moons, which would disrupt the back pains of Carl Sagan's old telescope.

Eventually, The super back of back pains will devour George he devourer, then A Miss-ile will devour a back massager when Stalin Eats this message. Then, with a hiccup, He burped it out and sal_vager felt ashamed. Then, all moderators became evil so Gandalf the White defended the dumb stoopied mawderatiers frum the wrath of the smarter ones that are developing indie video games that might become back pain worthy if they are capable of selling back pain cream. Meanwhile, several lamps bought several art In the new city of LegoLand. Disney Land, however, was strangely empty because everyone filed into the strange filing cabinet of not a trap-ness that might contain a giant man-eating corrupt file, which is on fire. Backety back pains that watch the small children playing a game called Minecraft which is Kerbal space program. This game was made of burritos that tasted like and white, fleshy meat pies which contain no meat but front pains caused several people to turn up the music so back pains can find their way to the temple Of the Knights at night while Lightning Mcqueen drives wayyyyyyy too fast, even faster than a sadistic orangutang from cancer pains that hurt more than bad viola players that recycle bent pineapples with an apple pie that hates you because screen cleaners are mutually biased towards glasses but the Hulk wears contacts, so liquid strawberries can explodify and make oreo cookies that support various fundraisers. While Irish soldiers are fighting sharklike olives That are going to attempt to create "Olive and Petroleum Kingdom", Bill figured out how to copy-paste his thoughts on the awe-inspiring story that is about ULTIMATE BBBBBAAAACCCKKKKK PAAAAIIINNNSSS...

Edited April 19, 2013 by (An Original Name)

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Should we continue from the salvaged version?

[chobit-389]

Relieve tense muscles

[Mars90000000]

to paddle his

(No, I think we can keep Have a new fresh story. The 117 page story that was salvaged can be Book 1. And this can be Book 2!

So we can start from fresh, but try to keep the story going based on whats written in the story pasted previously. Thoughts?)

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old and leaky

[(An Original Name)]

boat made of

(We can continue the story in a new way, but its going to be pretty hard to make it anything like the original so I think we should just come up with our own in-universe explanations about the sudden change in story like so: Kerby's universe was going along splendidly like it usually does, if you discount the constant abhorrent disregard to reason in general, when everything he had ever known was changed to a parallel universe that started from 6 months ago. He was completely oblivious of this, but he now felt a strange new hate towards something called a "Dee Doss Attack", which he had never heard of before because the Kerbals internet is made of wood. Now we can really make a alternate timeline )

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