The Jedi Master Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Here is my 11th Orbital Defense Fleet.453x "Orion" Heavy Assault Battecruisers.782x "Akoosta XXVII"-class Orbital Heavy Defense Satellite Ion Cannons.2738x "Roomba"-class Light Destroyers2031x "Sightseerer"-class Recon Assault Ship817x "Twoguns"-class Heavy Battleship.282x "United States"-class Heavy Dreadnoughts with Nuclear-Pulse-Propulsion.231x "Chobit"-class Heavy Frigates788,727x "Ordance"-class Heavy Fighters75x "Voyager"-class Survey/Colony Ships29,291x "Commander"-class Heavy Shuttles261x "HDL"-class Planetary Defense Lazers.11x "Yamoto"-class Heavy Attack BattlecruisersLets see how well stoats fight against Rods of Gods, Red/Dark Matter, Anti-Matter Bombs, Super-Heated Plasma, Lazers, Railguns, and Destructive Force-Fields. Bring it on!Watch for collateral damage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Like I said NASAFanboy, collateral damage would kill the poultry. Then we would all die.Also, we wouldn't need any construction, just clearance of a 1 mile radius of the poultry and filling in any holes to make a flat, barren lands covered with stoat corpses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specialist290 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Like I said before: All you really need is a knife and a plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Try fighting of a thousand ravenous stoats with a knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canopus Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 All your fancy ships and tactics won't help you much. HOLY EMPIRE OF LAYTHE FOREVER! HAIL THE GOD-EMPRESS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 We're talking about protecting her poultry, not trying to kill her for once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canopus Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 We're talking about protecting her poultry, not trying to kill her for once.What changed your mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Odin . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 We're talking about protecting her poultry, not trying to kill her for once.Yes. We don't really need Chobit War III. We should also have trenches. And maybe a force field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specialist290 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Try fighting of a thousand ravenous stoats with a knife.You assume I'd be fighting them all at once. That's where the "plan" part comes in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Yes. We don't really need Chobit War III. We should also have trenches. And maybe a force field.Why trenches? Stoats can only use melee so trenches would be useless. And couldn't the stoats just go though the force field?Edit: When does a plan ever go as planned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canopus Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 So you are our Allies now? Thats what i get for not looking at this thread for every five minutes.Edit: I forgot something: HAIL THE GOD-EMPRESS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Its the complete madness in here, as warned by the thread title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Why trenches? Stoats can only use melee so trenches would be useless. And couldn't the stoats just go though the force field?Edit: When does a plan ever go as planned?OK, ditch the trenches and force field. Just lots of guns. Never bring a sword to a gun fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Lightsaber much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canopus Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Have you already thought about simple land mines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Have you already thought about simple land mines?They would make craters which would make it harder to hit the stoats. They could even start digging under the craters cover and undermine our defences! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specialist290 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Edit: When does a plan ever go as planned?The important part is that you always have one. Even if it doesn't go according to your original plan, you adjust on the fly until you get the desired outcome.Also, too much dakka could damage the pelts, and we want to save those for future use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canopus Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Chemical warfare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Stoats can't swim... in petrol... flaming petrol moats... Heheheheheh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 The corpses can be for the stoats to worry about. But we would need to clear them to make sure there is no cover. Hmmmmm. Perhaps we can disintegrate the stoat corpses with high energy lasers?Edit: Hmmmm, that could work chobit, but what about refilling the moat with petrol constantly? That would be hard and expensive, let alone Greenpeace wanting to have a word with you about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B787_300 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Guys STAPH IT...I dont want to read through 10 pages of posts everytome i get on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Then live on the thread constantly and comb it over every second for any new posts, like me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 I think you're all overlooking the easiest explanation. Here, let Weird Al educate you - In the Empire of Chobit, it is EVERYDAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canopus Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Hmmmm, that could work chobit, but what about refilling the moat with petrol constantly? That would be hard and expensive, let alone Greenpeace wanting to have a word with you about it.Why would you even care about Greenpeace? I say we take those big Waterbomber planes and fill them with petroleum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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