101+ Impossible/stupid requests

[Richy teh space man]

So I thought we should have a thread on all the impossible/daft/stupid ideas we may have from time to time, I'm not expecting any solutions to these, it's meant in good humour.

With that in mind..

1 Why can't I land on the sun, I just explode, please fix this

2 I want a teapot floating between Kerbin and Duna

3 I want my Kerbonauts to be able to break dance depending on what music I'm playing

4 Can there be some kind of AI in game that malfunctions when approaching Jool?

5 Replicators that can make anything and only use sunlight as a power source

6 My space station of 3500 parts lags when I bring my 4000 part mothership close to dock with it, why can't it be smooth?

7 Why can't we have aliens

8 Can I build a tiki bar on Laythe? And stock it with beer and wine for my Kerbals?

9 Can my Kerbals get sunburn?

Feel free to contribute..

Edited May 5, 2013 by Richy teh space man

[Hocki]

10 We need multiplayer!

[Flixxbeatz]

11. Weapons. WEAPONS! ICBMS! LAZORS!

[LongHairedHuman]

12. Horses

Was the thread on off-topic lost in the dark days?

[L4r5man]

13: Jeb needs a microbrewery module for the next flight to Duna.

[Kerbface]

14. Why can't we have detailed cities on Kerbin with Kerbals running about everywhere and trucks and cars moving about everywhere?

15. There needs to be a whole lot of differnt types of animals on Kerbin.

16. We need to be able to do interstellar travel.

[Awaras]

14. Why can't we have detailed cities on Kerbin with Kerbals running about everywhere and trucks and cars moving about everywhere?

16. Why can't we BUILD detailed cities on the MUN with Kerbals running about everywhere and trucks and cars moving about everywhere?

[TheRabbit]

17. Why does my fuel glitch and stop working?

[Richy teh space man]

18 Can I put mirrors in high orbit of a planet and use them to power my probes on the dark side

[Flixxbeatz]

19. Why can't I throttle down SRBs?

[Spartwo]

20:cockpits cockpits everywhere.

[Pursuedtank]

21. Why can't we build a ring around the whole planet?

[Richy teh space man]

22 Why can't we build a planet?

[Pursuedtank]

23. Why can't we deorbit planets?

[TheDarkStar]

24. Why can't there be a Monolith in Jool orbit, in the middle of nowhere? Of course we'll be able to see and find it!

[Daze]

25. Please add some of Mass Effect ships

[NASAFanboy]

26. Why can't we build a massive fleet of ships that will go into the Kerbols corona and deploy millions of mirriors and cover the whole sun to tap its energy source through a process of conduction and then transfer the energy to a big spacestation through millions of lazers to make a wormhole so we can do FTL travel...-what?

[Richy teh space man]

27 When adding war to the game, please allow for Battle of Endor style missions, with hundreds of ships on both sides firing at various ranges, without any lag on my single core PC

[Awaras]

28. AND WWI-style dogfights!

[zekes]

Also make sure the engines can be hacked so they have like 1,000,000,000,000 pounds of thrust....

[Kerbface]

29. When will Death Stars be introduced?

[zekes]

30) Will we ever model kerbal reproduction?

[icemasterpt]

31) Female Kerbals

32) Star Wars spaceflight model

33) Ears to Kerbals

34) Add the Holy Church of Kerbuz khrist the the game so we can spread the holy faith to a new fronteir

[Westo454]

35) I want my kerbals to have cookies.

[iGame97]

36)We need microwaves is KSC

Edited May 5, 2013 by iGame97