101+ Impossible/stupid requests

[ThatDebri]

78. removal of rocket fuel tanks, real men use jets only to get into orbit!

(goshdarnit Zekes!)

Edited May 5, 2013 by ThatDebri
Zekes, nuff said

[rustylugnut]

79: We should be able to select a cool ship that we have made, then we should be able to order a small model of it that sits on a stand with the name of the ship engraved into it.

[NASAFanboy]

79. Can we have no lag, with an asteriod belt and asteriod capture missions and millions of individual asteriods and citires on Kerbin that you can see at night?

80. I killed a Kerbal, can you nrot make me pay for his life insurance?

81. Can I hijack cars in Kerbal cities, and go around killing people and completeing missions like in Grnad Theft Kerbal?

[TheDarkStar]

82. Why do I have a circular orbit after leaving Kerbin's SoI, I should drop straight down into the Sun! Please fix this!

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

83) Can i havestuff, like, spraypaint so i can grafity on my rockets? oh and it must have every color. eever.

[Warscribe]

79: We should be able to select a cool ship that we have made, then we should be able to order a small model of it that sits on a stand with the name of the ship engraved into it.

Shut up and take my money!!

[Bashkire]

Come on, guys. These are really good suggestions!

- Said no kerbonaught... Ever.

[EleSigma]

84). The ability to hollow out planets/moons and turn them into ships.

[JonoRig]

52. Kerbin must be the same size as Earth

53. Jool must be the same size as Jupiter

54. RINGED PLANETS!

55. ASTEROID BELT!

56. ERMAGHERD KHEMERTS!

Forget making kerbin earth sized; today i saw someone demand that the Sol system be one of the "many" solar systems we can visit "when" KSP has FTL (me no likey that idea myself)

Also just saw "change all units in kerbal to realistic units", "change the banner image as it made me think it was a fling the something game" and "let us make automated action groups"

Edited May 5, 2013 by JonoRig

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

85) give me podracers

[Deadpangod3]

86. ERMAGERD!!!! KRAKEN!!!

87. *looking at duna* ERMAGERD, SPACE CHEESE!!! (I'm sorry but i couldn't keep that from coming into my head the first time I saw Duna)

[Guest]

87) Engines made entirely out of popsicle sticks.

[BigBoy734]

88) MAUR PLANERRTS! I have tons suggestions like:

Hul

Bel

Nyo

AND MOAR!!

[Trux]

89) When is the release date for the next update

[ShachonianX]

90) A planet entirely made of cake.

91) Have Megatron attack the KSC you have to control Optimus Prime and defeat him.

[TheDarkStar]

It's surprising how many of these suggestions are features that the devs have discussed (but are not for sure) or are planned features. For example, asteroids/an asteroid belt are planned, and rings, other solar systems, and FTL have all been discussed by the devs.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

92) Why are my engines exploding? That doesn't happen in real life. Fix plz.

[UmbralRaptor]

Less impossible (to code) than bad ideas:

93) The zero-g SOI suggestion for simulating Lagrange points. (It doesn't work because it assumes Aristotelian Mechanics)

94) Nuclear parts that explode if you look at them the wrong way.

95) Ion engines that don't need fuel.

96) Attempts to explicitly nerf asparagus staging, especially when they don't consider the effect (or non-effect) on clusters, that success would make any form of parallel staging useless, that it would create a need for size 3 (or larger) stock parts, etc.

97) Solar sails. (Unless this assumes a greatly revised physics/timewarp model, and even then...)

edit: weirdly enough, I've never seen a request to make engines more realistic by restricting their throttle range, or making efficiency vary with throttle.

[Nalin_Airheart]

98) Kermit the Frog as a mascot on the side of my rocket/decal.

99) Hats and tools for my Kerbals to use/flaunt.

100) Why can't we have Steam achievements and a working demo that doesn't flip its kraken when it starts?

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

101) (Will this stay going?) Steam Workshop for mods. I don't care for the non-steam users. I WANT EASE!@!!!@!111

[Trux]

That's it! 101 impossible stupid requests!

[Richy teh space man]

I suppose I can change the thread name to 101+ requests

102 A large catapult next to the VAB for launching satellites

[Guest]

103) Instead of all this FTL nonsense, I would like to see an FTLN drive. That is, "Faster Than Leonard Nimoy".

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

104) Instead of a FTL drive, or a FTLN drive, how about STL drive? Slower than light. It would be just under the FTL drive and it would be the least powerful engine in the game.

[Guest]

104) instead of a ftl drive, or a ftln drive, how about stl drive? Slower than light. It would be just under the ftl drive and it would be the least powerful engine in the game.

Brilliant!