101+ Impossible/stupid requests

[Boris_T_Roach]

142 : futurama engines that dont move the ships at all , they just move the entire universe around the ship.

143 : days jobs for all KSP forum members so they dont sit at home all day coming up with silly ideas

[Custard Donut (In Space)]

How about dragons?

[Guest]

144) Mountable water pistols for washing debris in orbit. Let's keep those discarded payload shrouds clean, people!

[baarnold]

145 :Why does my 7 mainsail rocket wobble apart?

[Trux]

142 : futurama engines that dont move the ships at all , they just move the entire universe around the ship.

Isn't that how KSP works anyway?

[Deadpangod3]

146. Base on Kerbol!

[JaySmoka]

147. Kerbaunauts saying: I used to get in orbit, then a took an arrow in a knee.

[UmbralRaptor]

142 : futurama engines that dont move the ships at all , they just move the entire universe around the ship.

I thought Krakensbane worked sort of like that?

148. An enforcement mechanism to make players use SRBs on first stages, or do LOR-like (MOR?) Mun missions.

[Tw1]

79: We should be able to select a cool ship that we have made, then we should be able to order a small model of it that sits on a stand with the name of the ship engraved into it.

Actually, pre forum crash, I suggested on some thread, that they could make real life replicas of the stock parts, but have magnets where attachment nodes go, or on the sides that attach radically. Decouplers could use springs. To be really fancy, engines could have flashing lights.

...wait why am I telling you guys this?

I should be grabbing my drafting tools and looking for a manufacturer!

$ $

[Asheron04]

149. Why cant my kerbalnauts have a hunger, hygiene, fun, health, etc bars that I have to micromanage. I thought this was space sims ;-)

[Scotius]

Actually, pre forum crash, I suggested on some thread, that they could make real life replicas of the stock parts, but have magnets where attachment nodes go, or on the sides that attach radically. Decouplers could use springs. To be really fancy, engines could have flashing lights.

...wait why am I telling you guys this?

I should be grabbing my drafting tools and looking for a manufacturer!

$ $

Invest into 3-D printer

[Tw1]

Invest into 3-D printer

If I stay studying Landscape architecture, and set up a firm, I probably will some day! Haha.

[hapaxLegomina]

150: You know the new Sim City? It sucked. KSP should be the new Sim City.

[blazing angel]

151. no kerbals (P.S. JK)

[earth]

152 no rockets, no planes. Only cars and boats. And bikes

153 new soundtrack by nickelback

[footman04]

154: Squad meeting a deadline.

[Conarr]

So I thought we should have a thread on all the impossible/daft/stupid ideas we may have from time to time, I'm not expecting any solutions to these, it's meant in good humour.

With that in mind..

8 Can I build a tiki bar on Laythe? And stock it with beer and wine for my Kerbals?

Feel free to contribute..

Umm... Seriously? Why can't we have this? I want a tiki bar ...

[EndOfTheEarth]

121) Moar moonz.

Honestly though, I only think I'll be satisfied once there are 50+ places to go. Travel destinations FTW.

[Trux]

154: Squad meeting a deadline.

Don't even start

[benjiful9000]

[closed]

Edited July 4, 2021 by benjiful9000
Cleaning house

[Akhar]

155: We need docking!

2 - Bertrand's teapot! I feel really nerdy for getting that reference

Same here. :I

[Guest]

153 new soundtrack by nickelback

Ghaaaaaah! That's enough! You win! Oh, the horror....

[footman04]

Don't even start

156: Telling me not to start.

[Flixxbeatz]

157 - 164: All the things the OP listed on this thread.

Edited May 7, 2013 by Flixxbeatz

[Kerbface]

165. Kerbals need push scooters.

166. Kids!

167. Kid Kerbals should have tricycles.