101+ Impossible/stupid requests

[iGame97]

Sorry for duble Poste

[Trux]

37) Where is the rival space program?

[Guest]

38) Why should I bother with the forum search function when I can spam until someone answer the question for me?

[magnemoe]

So I thought we should have a thread on all the impossible/daft/stupid ideas we may have from time to time, I'm not expecting any solutions to these, it's meant in good humour.

With that in mind..

4 Can there be some kind of AI in game that malfunctions when approaching Jool?

Feel free to contribute..

Already in the game.

Try to take an large ship in for Jool aerobraking, using high warp all the time.

The invisible aliens at Jool surface tries to get the ship into landing, then reaching surface the aliens eat it.

[Francesco]

13: Jeb needs a microbrewery module for the next flight to Duna.

LOL

hey Claira & Nova, forget about new engines and rover parts, this is what we need right now.

[Trux]

I think Jeb has already had too much to drink

[Francesco]

I think Jeb has already had too much to drink

true, but that's because last year he got stranded on Eve, and forgot to bring his beer stock from the service module to the lander.

when he finally came out of Eve's atmosphere again, he was, well, thirsty.

[Piggius_Max]

27 When adding war to the game, please allow for Battle of Endor style missions, with hundreds of ships on both sides firing at various ranges, without any lag on my single core PC

*Battle over Coruscant

[ShachonianX]

39) CAKE

(10 characters)

[Warscribe]

40) Can we have a portal gun mounted on the ship?

[Richy teh space man]

*Battle over Coruscant

That works as well

41 Cloaking devices that render my ship invisible

[Flixxbeatz]

42. Answer not found

43. I hope I can control my ship just like in Star Wars and other Science fiction movies.

[OrbitusII]

43. Make the Kraken an actual enemy, flying around, vaporizing stuff with no warning... like KSP's version of Slenderman (and not like it does now, but an actual threat that shows up A LOT).

[Kerbface]

44. There needs to be a really cool looking nebula somewhere in the Kerbol system.

[zekes]

45) can humans like meet kerbs and stuff?

[UmbralRaptor]

46. I want my parachutes to work on the Mun/Minmus!

2 I want a teapot floating between Kerbin and Duna

...I would actually want that. =(

[ShachonianX]

47) Killing the Kraken

[Piggius_Max]

44. There needs to be a really cool looking nebula somewhere in the Kerbol system.

That's a genuinely good idea...

[Kerbface]

48) Why are all rockets made out of metal? There should be an option to make them out of wood, plastic or styrofoam.

49) We should be able to build space elevators too.

[Kerbface]

That's a genuinely good idea...

Um... you do know what a nebula is, don't you? Wouldn't exactly fit in the Kerbol system...

[joppiesaus]

50) dragonss! We need dragonnssssssss!

[SmallChange]

51) Better autopilot. Last time I hit space bar, I didn't go to the moon.

[Flixxbeatz]

52. Kerbin must be the same size as Earth

53. Jool must be the same size as Jupiter

54. RINGED PLANETS!

55. ASTEROID BELT!

56. ERMAGHERD KHEMERTS!

[CalculusWarrior]

4 Can there be some kind of AI in game that malfunctions when approaching Jool?

YES. I want this

I often put the SAS modules on top of stacks and pretend they're HALs.

57) You need to add Lagrangian points and other PROPER gravitational effects.

58) Dyson Spheres, without lag.

[Kerbface]

55. ASTEROID BELT!

Oh, I don't know, I think we could see some larger asteroids in an asteroid belt in the future.