Runescope Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 I saw this posted on a different board, about a totally different subject, but it fit so well with how I design and fly rockets, I had to steal it "It isn't what you'd normally call air-worthy. It would be flaming wreckage at the end of every runway if it weren't for the avionics computer constantly going; "left... left... RIGHTRIGHTRIGHT.. hold... holBACKLEFT,OH********, OK got it, JESUS!RIGHTRIGHT!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadweasel Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 (after staging a lot of dead weight) "Why the HELL did everything just get lighter?! I can't work under these conditions! Screw this!!"*proceeds to flip out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphox Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Scream jibberish into a large, industrial fan. I imagine that's what it would sound like. All those vibrations and a hint of "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augustulus91 Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Thaha, this is so true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dortmunder Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Mine's probably singing "Wobble wobble wobble" non-stop.Then I turn it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rryy Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 "OH POOP, I'M APPROACHING A SPACE STATION AND THE RCS IS ON. I MUST THRUST IN EVERY SINGLE DIRECTION TO AVOID DOCKING," is what the ASAS would say during docking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketPilot573 Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 This is mine:ASAS: Right! Left! Down! Roll!!!Jeb: I think I'm going to be sick*turns off ASAS**Ship starts tumbling out of control*Jeb: WHOA!*turns on ASAS*ASAS: OMG! RIGHT!!!! LEFT!!! WOBBLE!!!*ship explodes into a million pieces* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rasheed Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 "This plane is useless junk, ill fly it into the ground"ASAS hates my planes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartwo Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Y u no use rcs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iren Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 "Slight nudge? What's a slight nudge? Full rudder to starboard! OMG OMG TOO MUCH FULL RUDDER TO PORT" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadpangod3 Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Jeb: SPAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!SAS: STAAAAAAAAARS!!!!Bill: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!ASAS: SHUT UP, OMG LEFT, RIGHT, UP, LEFT, DOWN, BARREL ROLLS, WOBBLE, BACKFLIPS, ABORT!!! Eh, screw it, MUUUUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUSSSST!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AustralianFries Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 "Okay... We're a little bit off center... FULL YAW TOWARDS CENTER! OH F*** TOO MUCH PULL BACK!"-flip out- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 ASAS:LEFTDOWNOOPOPOPOPPAGAGNAMSTYLETODAHLEFTbill: ASAS, go home your drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadpangod3 Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 ASAS:LEFTDOWNOOPOPOPOPPAGAGNAMSTYLETODAHLEFTbill: ASAS, go home your drunk.I can't breath XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Dan Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 'Wait, wait, wait, you mean you want to detach, and pull a 180, IN ATMO?! Man, screw this, Im outta here.'*ASAS disconnects from rocket, rocket makes it to orbit with out it, and the RCS ports it had....* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Needles_10 Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 ASAS: "I WILL RIP APART THIS SHIP WITH THE RCS IF YOU EVEN TRY TO USE ME AGAIN!"Me: "Well $#!7." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrike42 Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 ASAS: Sooo, wings, and control surfaces.Me: Right.ASAS: And we aren't going straight up?Me: Right again.ASAS: Are you sure that's possible?Me: Yep. LIFTOFF!ASAS: HOLY CRAP THIS IS AMAZING.Me: Okay, time for a course correction, turn off ASAS for a bit, change, and...ASAS: I AM A BALLERINA OF THE SKY!Bill: Hurk...BLARGHhhhhASAS was destroyedMk-2 Cockpit was destroyedBill Kerman was killedPlayer has facepalmed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncan1297 Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 kerbal mission control: liftoff! of the third mun rocket today.Jeb: oh, i forgot to turn on ASAS *pushes ASAS button*ASAS: your one degree left of center FULL RIGHT!*boom*kerbal mission control: liftoff! of the fourth mun rocket today.(repeat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouion Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 when the you decouple the ASAS"why are you doing that ?""no,don't leave me in the coldness of space!""I wannnnt to go with you, please :(" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASAFanboy Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 "Come on! This is the most thankless job ever! I have to handle all the staging, get blamed for every mishap and spent monopropellant, and get blamed even for the slightest spin! I mean, come one, I do get confused sometimes, but no matter what I do, I'm hated. THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS!"Jebediah ; Uhhh...KSC...our ASAS just committed suicide. It left us a radio transmission as a suicide note. Umm...over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitusII Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 ASAS: ok, we're staging? Alright, all I have to do is hold attitude... Nononononononononono caaaaaaaan't staaaaaahp rotation!!!!!Me: stupid probe cores without enough torque *grumblegrumblegrumbletimewarptostoprotation* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepielord Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 leftrightleftrightleftrightleftrightleftrightleftrightleftright *crash* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekku Zakku Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 wobblewobblewobblewobble*turns off the gimbals on a few engines*"Ah, much better!"*stages*"Hey, I think we left something behind!" as the ASAS turns the rocket around to look at the spent stage_________________Oh, back in .16:*has ASAS on upside-down on lander, although at that point I had no idea which way was right because the lander was attached upside-down Apollo-style**turns on ASAS because even fine-tune controls wasn't fine enough*"I HAVE NO IDEA WHICH WAY I'M POINTING!!!!!!!!!!!111!1"*lander proceeds to spin around randomly at about 1,000 RPM*Mission Control: "Yeah, I think our pilot is a bloody red mist floating around inside the pod now..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 ASAS:Upupupupupup-HOLD IT! Backbackback TOO FAR! Forwardforwardforward OH CRAP! Backbackback HOLY *crash*Me: *faceplam* Take 13, action! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galacticruler Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Left x 10, Right x 10, roll, flip, ***ERROR***Rocket Collided with ground***ERROR***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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