The Error Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Deadweasel won the Internet.I've taken to putting my ASAS on a decoupler ¬_¬ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llamatoes Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 "Daisy,Daisy,give me an answer do (voice becomes deep and slow),I'm half crazy..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khrissetti Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 ASAS: You know, I'm cool with keeping this lander level but don't you think that a descent speed of 30m/s at a hill is less than optimal?Me: Probably, hey what about this horizontal velocity, you think I shoulda killed it a little higher up?ASAS:Ooh this is gonna hurt...*Slams into Mun, leg flies off and ship bounces*ASAS: Oh God! RCS left, right, forward, backward, oh Jeez, I'm keeping this thing balanced on three legs, please take off again!Me: Nah, you can hold her steady...ASAS: I hate you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadweasel Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Deadweasel won the Internet.I've taken to putting my ASAS on a decoupler ¬_¬LOLASAS: "So, you want some help with that docking maneu-"Pilot: "GTFO" *decouples* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamowin Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 (edited) Jeb: Alright ASAS let's stabilize for stagingASAS: Gotcha!Jeb: GoodASAS: Want some music?Jeb: Errr... sure I guess that would be niceASAS: YOU DO THE HOKEY POKEY AND YOU TURN YOUR ROCKET 'ROUND*Rocket implodes* Edited June 1, 2013 by gamowin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 ASAS: LEFT DOWN UP RIGHT SPIN LEFT EXPLODE ROCKETJebediah: *hits ASAS self destruct buttonASAS: Nooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggles1 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 ASAS: LOOOOOK AT ME I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYMe: No ASAS, you can't. Stop trying.ASAS: NOOOOOOOOOO LOOK AT ME SPINNING THROUGH THE SKY LIKE AN EAGLE, PILOTING A BLIMP!Me: That's it ASAS, i'm calling in Mechjeb!ASAS: Whut?Mechjeb: STFU ASAS, Sit in the corner, don't move til I tell you!ASAS: D:Mechjeb: DerpMe: oh god.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived.Nice portal reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msyblade Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 (edited) ASAS: Calculating Engineering technique and expertise before liftoff.Me: Okay buddy, just hollar when you're ready.ASAS: Umm, it appears this ship was designed by a borderline psychopath suffering from bouts of epilepsy.Me: Allright, Great! Are you ready?! Liftoff!ASAS: I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave. Edited June 17, 2013 by msyblade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Nahme Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 ASAS: up up up upJeb: Let's buzz the tower!ASAS: YAAAAAAY down down downBob: What the hell ASAS you know better! He'll kill you!ASAS: Oh right, left left left riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiightBob: no NO what are you doing!ASAS: SQUIRREL!Jeb: SQUIRREL!Bill: Abort, triggering chutes ejecting ASAS... Jeb, time for your EVA...Jeb YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY *impact* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunsen Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."And wow! Hey! What's this thing coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding word like... ow... ound... round... ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me."Actually, the whale's entire thought process is pretty much spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whirligig Girl Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 SAS: Dude, I'm keeping the rockets stable, they won't get me!ASAS: ahhh, AHHH, ACHOO!Jeb: What is it?SAS: ASAS is allergic to monopropellant.ASAS: Well, You're allergic to control surfaces! ACHOO!SAS: Glitch, please, I AM a control surface.ASAS: Jeb, Why was I never informed of this?Jeb: You didn't know that SAS is a control surface?ASAS: Well, no, I can't feel him in my controls.Jeb: You know what?SAS: What?ASAS: DO A BARREL ROLL!Jeb: NO DAMNIT!SAS: Desist, Desist, Desist...ASAS: Now back the other way...SAS: I can't stop him! He's too powerful!ASAS: And now back the other way!SAS MUST SPIN BACK HARDER...Jeb: Oh, krap.*ship implodes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naten Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 ASAS: "Barrel roll! Barrel roll! Do a barrel-barrel-barrel roll!"SAS: "Stop. Moving."Avionics: "Flaps. Must take control of flaps. Rudder left. Flaps trim set down, 45 degrees, rudder right 32 degrees. Pitch set 30. Yaw 12. Yaw 11. Left flaps up. Set trim down. Full trim reset. The ground is 2 meters down. Nice. Let's crash into it. Oh, you're pitching up! The plane is unstable! Okay, let's nose down, the ground won't hurt! That will keep the plane sta-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceisbeautifulul Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Uh oh, your going off course a little bit.FULL TO THE RIGHTOops, too muchFULL TO THE LEFTAgain! Wheee!!FULL TO THE RIGHT*explosion on launchpad* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 small Ion probe:HERP ------><-------DERPHURR| | V^||DURR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShachonianX Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 I dont know what you guys taking about...my ASAS works perfectlySame with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceisbeautifulul Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Same with me....*adjusts jacket*Well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3_bit Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 DO A BARREL ROLL! -My ASAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 During docking:*switches RCS on**switches ASAS on*ASAS: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkshakefiend Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 I've not been playing KSP long and I thought that I was doing something wrong for my ASAS to be, well... off kilter. Every time it does something unexplainable I generally have an image of GIR from Invader Zim in my head. There's probably all sorts of muffins and tuna in my rockets. Occasionally it does an absolutely sterling job, however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyrunner27 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Me: Ok hold that position while I slow down to dockASAS: Ok,that is cool.Me: I need to turn on RCS to dock*Turns on RCSASAS: Did you just turn on RCSMe: NO WAIT!*ASAS procedes to spin out of control into my station a months work is destroyed ,and then quickly rebuilt in a quicksave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlternNocturn Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 "Go left!"*overshoots*"Go right!"*overshoots*"Go left!"*overshoots*"Go right!"*overshoots**stage*"GO EVERYWHERE!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDwarfIV Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Cmdr. Kirrel: "Okay, holding steady at 75 degrees, altitude 17Km. Cut the atmo eng..."Capt. McRazzer: "We've got multiple flameouts."Cmdr. Kirrel: "ASAS, can you hold it?"ASAS: "I'm doing my best. RCS, help please!"RCS: "Here you go."Cmdr. Kirrel: "That' better."ASAS: "Oh no! Where did all the air go!? I don't know what to do with the flaps!"Capt. McRazzer: "GET THAT MAIN ENGINE GIMBAL WORKING!"ASAS: "SOOOOOD IIIIIIIIIT!" *Proceeds to let the spaceplane fall over backwards*Cmdr. Kirrel: "Damn it ASAS! Abort mission, cut engines and deploy chutes! Mayday." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fried Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 I don't know what all you are complaining about my asas works fine it crashes everything like its supposed to. jezz people forget there was a time when you had to crash it by HAND! it was terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphire Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Ademone Kerman - Rocket's starting to roll a little bit, gonna turn on ASAS.ASAS - Okie dokie Ademone, I got this. Pushing on all fins, rocket stabilized.Ademone Kerman - All systems nominal, beginning to exit atmosphere.ASAS - Ademone, can't use my fins in space! Can you pass me the RCS?Ademone Kerman - ...Okay ASAS, I trust you. You've done a fantastic job so far. Just hold us at 45 degrees. *activates RCS*ASAS - oh wow, this is coo- whoa, what's this?! 44 DEGREES?!?1!11 UNACCEPTABLE! ALL POWER TO STARBOARD WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! AHHHHHH! 46 DEGREES! ALL POWER TO PORT! AHHHHH! 40 DEGREES! ALL POWER TO STARBOARD! AHHHH, I'M LOSING IT!*rocket spins out and explodes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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