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Rage097 walked into room, his legs audibly squeeking and whirring as he passed the others. He reached the corner of the room and turned away from it. His eyes flickered and his joints sparked until he sat down and stared at the ground.

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*picks up assult rife from mass effect*

Are you sure? Are you suuurue?

Yes. Because this isn't mass effect.

*the assault rifle unravels into oblivion*

*begins to beat down ROFLcopter*

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don't worry, I got this.

*mass force choke to everyone*

That was horrible, mixing Mass Effect and Star wars.

Unload the powah of the arsenal on that enemy B-4 ROFLcopter

That's it. [rant:level=9001]

Star Trek is just a shameless rip-off of Star Wars.

The only reason there was an uproar about the ending of Mass Effect 3 because the players loved it so much they felt that they needed a proper ending to the game.

And Bioware actually caring for the fans, they created a DLC to fix the ending.

[/rant]

The rant may be over, but I still have more things to go on about.

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That was horrible, mixing Mass Effect and Star wars.

That's it. [rant:level=9001]

Star Trek is just a shameless rip-off of Star Wars.

The only reason there was an uproar about the ending of Mass Effect 3 because the players loved it so much they felt that they needed a proper ending to the game.

And Bioware actually caring for the fans, they created a DLC to fix the ending.

[/rant]

The rant may be over, but I still have more things to go on about.

...[WARNING: ALL ATTACK SYSTEMS GO.][ÃŽâ€V CACULATION COMPLETE]

*eyes glow red, legs shift to thrusters, arms turn to chain guns and singes the floor around me*

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Must you guys constantly attack each other?

It's just gotten downright silly again.

If there's nothing to talk about at the moment, go do other things instead of spamming it up.

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Um, not to quibble, but STAR TREK CAME FIRST. 1966-1969. Ended... two weeks before the moon landing, if I remember correctly. Thus, Star Wars is the johnny come lately, and only succeeded because it was a special effects wunderkind.

Star Trek's original series explored new territory, taking issues of the day (like, say the VEITNAM WAR) and explored its facets allegorically. Star Wars had the erstwhile hero mackin' on his TWIN SISTER.

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I can't type after midnight, apparently
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Um, not to quibble, but STAR TREK CAME FIRST. 1966-1969. Ended... two weeks before the moon landing, if I remember correctly. Thus, Star Wars is the johnny come lately, and only succeeded because it was a special effects wunderkind.

SHH! No-one knows that!

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Oh yeah I forgot, you're just a tamed manifestation of human rage from 97 people.

Exactly, except the rage is stored in a robotic humanoid designed to blend in with society.

Edit: *comes back covered in blood*

What cat? (Lolhalflifereference)

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