Choose your super power, then have it trivialized

[Xeldrak]

Allright - thats not a super power.

I choose the soviet union!

[Swifty]

Only for its economy to collapse and cease to exist.

I choose omniscience.

[Fox62]

You go insane from all the information pouring into your head.

Time Lord.

[Seret]

Time Lord.

Name officially changed to Tim Elord.

Ability to trivialise others' superpowers.

[Helix935]

you accidentally delete your lungs.

Mind control

ergokinesis is the ability to control energy so HA HA HA HA HA

also you are beaten to death by the people you trivialize

psychokinesis

[Seret]

psychokinesis

Which only works on marshmallows.

Breathing fire.

[Helix935]

your blood boils as your lungs catch fire

electrokinesis

[Flixxbeatz]

minus the protection. You then electrocute yourself in the process.

Ability to summon black holes.

[Helix935]

you summon a black hole within yourself and implode yourself and the Earth

ability to cause explosions within the brains of people besides myself

[Fox Arcana]

*snip*

ability to cause explosions within the brains of people besides myself

You cause explosions within the brain of the person beside you, thus killing him and injuring you and ridding you of your powers.

X-ray vision

[Galacticruler]

You give everyone you look at cancer, and you can't see anything less dense than bone.

The power to control air.

[Helix935]

you die of suffocation

teleportation

[Galacticruler]

you get stuck inside a solid object and cause a nuclear explosion.

The ability it directly create what I want, when I want, where I want.

[Guest]

After amassing the wealth equivalent to that of several small countries, you realize still there is no way to exceed the speed of light. Realizing this you dbecome dissillusioned and despondant.

Controlled and precise time travel

[SunJumper]

After amassing the wealth equivalent to that of several small countries, you realize still there is no way to exceed the speed of light. Realizing this you dbecome dissillusioned and despondant.

Controlled and precise time travel

That only applies to your brain.

The ability to fly at 8km/s, at sea level (on earth), without adverse effects due to pressure/heat/etc.

[Flixxbeatz]

Your body is not aerodynamic enough to attain flight, unfortunately...

The ability to control blood,

style.

[Galacticruler]

EDIT:

Ninja.

you subconsciously stop your blood flow.

the power to not expend any energy doing a task

[Seret]

the power to not expend any energy doing a task

Newton rises from his grave and slaps your superpower out of you for violating the laws of thermodynamics

The ability to reflect any attempt at trivialisation back onto the trivialiser.

[Buzzkil88]

The ability to reflect any attempt at trivialisation back onto the trivialiser.

You trivialize yourself which is reflected back onto yourself.

The ability to live without needing to breathe.

[Helix935]

you die of starvation

the ability to download my brain into the internet

[Guest]

You accidentally leaned on the SHIFT key so all knowledge was MOVED instead of COPIED. You must now learn how to cry crawl and act cute all over again, without knowing why noone else your age has these compulsions.

The knowledge of stock prices tomorrow.

[buzz66boy]

Tomorrow never comes...

The ability to control the internet.

[Fox62]

You go insane due to the shear amount of information being manipulated.

Still being normal.

[Fox Arcana]

Still being normal.

That's not even a super power.

Mine turtle.

[minerman30]

You step on it.

The ability to manipulate any particle in the universe.