Choose your super power, then have it trivialized

[satcharna]

Granted, but you fast forward along with it.

The power of metamorphosis!

[Camelotking524]

You can never become the same thing twice, including your original form.

Photosynthesis

[Flixxbeatz]

But you'll gonna starve every night.

Telekinesis!

[satcharna]

You are now a tree. Have fun!

Mind control.

[Rage097]

You control the mind of a Penguin in Antartica.

The Force.

[Camelotking524]

You only think you have the force, you are really hallucinating because of an infection of Midi-chlorian.

Density Control.

[Trekkette]

But you can only make things super dense, and only when they're resting on top of your head.

Invisibility!

[MGUARN]

Granted ,but it has a cool down ,and your not Indivisible while moving.

Able to manipulate space ,and time.

[Trekkette]

Granted, but everyone has it. It's called life.

Super speed!

[LeonG17]

Granted, you move super speed compared to snail.

500 IQ!

[MGUARN]

Granted compared to a baby

I wish to see in the spectrum of gama rays.

[Flymetothemun]

You can only see things that kill you instantly

Infinitely powerful love

[MGUARN]

well lets say every female on earht chases you.

I wish that I can have 2 hearts to be super active.

[Loocas]

You become so active that you have a heart attack.

I want to download the whole internet in a 2GB pendrive.

[MGUARN]

well it doesn't end well for that en.

The ability to turn into a machine.

[Loocas]

You become this:

I want to become a gas.

[MGUARN]

granted but your lighter than air so you float out into space.

The ability to produce helium.

[billybobsatan]

You turn into a star and burn up.

The ability to become a cat whenever I please.

[redwolfy]

you cant turn back

the ability to turn other people into cows

[ninjakids]

the ability to petrify anything as long as its a spider

Uhhh that would still be nice!

You can turn other people into cows, but only people you don't know and will never meet or see.

I want to have the abillity to shoot lasers from my eyes

[Flixxbeatz]

Cracked.com has something to say:

...your eyes are constantly making tiny motions called microsaccades. These motions are completely involuntary, and can change your line of sight by up to a full degree. That may seem like an insignificant number, but it adds up over distance -- and it royally screws over your laser-eye power.

Infinite flying at my will.

[Trekkette]

But only when the humidity is 80% or higher and the air temp is 30 celcius.

manual control over my internal temperature.

[Flymetothemun]

Well, you decide to see what 0 K feels like, and your internal organs freeze

The ability to go into and explore imaginary worlds in my mind.

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[Flixxbeatz]

People will think that you're crazy because of stuff you're sharing them, basically you're now living in your imagination.

Ability to blend to surrounding.

[billybobsatan]

It only works when your surroundings look exactly like you.

The ability to make it so every single family member of mine doesn't steal my turkey on Thanksgiving.