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Tommy99534

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Why shoot when you can influencebrainwash your enemies.

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Behold! The favorite singers of your soldiers singing on this mobile stage.

Then I will have to stomp out your machine until it is broken!

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Yes... it's a giant foot.

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Designer225

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TRANSMISSION INTERCEPTED!

LOCATION: UNKNOWN

NAME: UNKNOWN

TYPE: UNKNOWN

TRANSMISSION:

So it has been a quiet day. What are we going to, K**bin?

Yeah, but why?

I think the boss wants us to ******* K**bin.

******* K**bin? Is he crazy?

No, because of all the ******* on that planet.

Well, then, let's go!

<END OF TRANSMISSION>

Well, Jeb has intercepted an unknown transmission from... unknown object. I guess we'll see what it is... eventually.

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Bioman222

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-snip-

TRANSMISSION:

So it has been a quiet day. What are we going to, K**bin?

Yeah, but why?

I think the boss wants us to ******* K**bin.

******* K**bin? Is he crazy?

No, because of all the ******* on that planet.

Well, then, let's go!

<END OF TRANSMISSION>

Well, Jeb has intercepted an unknown transmission from... unknown object. I guess we'll see what it is... eventually.

BSMC's expert decoders have decoded the message!

Decoded message:

So it has been a quiet day. What are we going to, Kerbin?

Yeah, but why?

I think the boss wants us to blow up Kerbin.

Blow up Kerbin? Is he crazy?

No, (it's) because of all the kerbals on that planet.

Well, then, let's go!

<END OF TRANSMISSION>

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Mark V

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.-- . / .... .- ...- . / -. ..- -- . .-. --- ..- ... / .-. . .--. --- .-. - ... / --- ..-. / -.-. .-.. ..- ... - . .-. -... --- -- -... .. -. --. / .. -. / - .... . / .- .-. . .- .-.-.- / .-- . / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / .. -. ... . .-. - / --- ..- .-. / -- --- -... .. .-.. . / .- .- / - .- -. -.- / .- .-.. ... --- / -.- -. --- .-- -. / .- ... / - .... . / -.- . .-. -... ..- ... -.- .- / - --- / -. . ..- - .-. .- .-.. .. --.. . / - .... . / . -. . -- -.-- / - .... .-. . .- - .-.-.- / ... - .- -. -.. / -... -.-- .-.-.-

We have numerous reports of clusterbombing in the area. We will insert our Mobile AA tank also known as the Kerbuska to neutralize the enemy threat. Stand by.

7P2LxuK.jpg When packing 2x 90 km range nukes, 2x guided artillery rockets and 4x small Anti-Everything toys, heavy armour and wheels wich is easy to break, this thing is a killing monster. Mostly.

1jxQMhn.jpg What i decided to name+save it as later.

EDIT: I threw this piece of plates together in ~15 minutes. So of course it isnt that well-built (darned mass-production kerbals).

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ninjakids

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Another transmission was intersepted by Jeb...:

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program.BOOTUP.start.

10%.................................................

20%.................................................

45%.................................................

60%.................................................

92%.................................................

100%...............................................

program.BOOTUP.start complete

/program/begin.cradleofthegods.takeover.start.

starting .cradleofthegods.takeover.

deploying probe Death Probe A-1

-----------------------------------------

A probe has been spotted, blows up your tank!

It has dual lasers!

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Oops..

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Jones-250

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Too bad that that the Marine Combat Armour Brigade Echo (MaCABrE) destroyed your airfield with a brutal armoured assault.

Left to right: the Schwerwerfer SPG (range ~8km), Schwerpanzer tank and the StuK III tank destroyer (dual guns).

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At a undisclosed location About 6 km from KSC there´s a command vehicle. After deploying its anttennas and GPS-interface it organizes the MaCABrE force to flank and disable your vehicle in quite a spectacular maneuvre. (This is not really a weapon, but it does enhance the performance of others)

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The SchwerBRü (Schwer Befehl Rüstung)

EDIT: REPORT: It´s been four days since the last engagement. No sign of hostile elements, we are considering the fact that we might have won. YAY I WIN!

EDIT #2: CURSED! I was wrong, GET TO YOUR STATIONS!

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Designer225

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BSMC's expert decoders have decoded the message!

Decoded message:

So it has been a quiet day. What are we going to, Kerbin?

Yeah, but why?

I think the boss wants us to blow up Kerbin.

Blow up Kerbin? Is he crazy?

No, (it's) because of all the kerbals on that planet.

Well, then, let's go!

<END OF TRANSMISSION>

Close, but not quite. Decoders on the other side of the world now publicly announce the actual message.

TRANSMISSION:

So it has been a quiet day. What are we going to, Kerbin?

Yeah, but why?

I think the boss wants us to destroy Kerbin.

Destroy Kerbin? Is he crazy?

No, because of all the battles on that planet.

Well, then, let's go!

<END OF TRANSMISSION>

Yet, as soon as they announced the decoded message, a message, this time in a different format, was intercepted by Jeb.

TRANSMISSION:

76, 469 327 273 93?

78483 25673 86 67458 63 3862.

47 843 932766 73239?

668 938. 288 48 9455 23 73239 9436 93 273 6327 646687.

Roger that!

<END OF TRANSMISSION>

Due to a coding mistake (or so Jeb thought about the uncoded part) the last sentence of the conversation is visible. However, this could be linked to the last communication, and this could led to a disaster...

(Hint: To decode, look at your phone.)

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Tommy99534

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Why make all these fancy rockets yourself when you can get someone else to do it, by doing something like...

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ASSEMBLING THE MINIONS

( For those of you who don't get it, aXLknUe.jpg)

Hidden in the point farthest from the center is a laser that turns you into yellow capsules that run around with bombs, which they occasionally drop to pick up a banana.

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