Newe6000 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 How do you keep a moron in suspense?LOLFIXED. -newe6000You forgot to put the answer, and why all the spoilers??????/???//?/??////? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgjiscool Posted December 8, 2011 Author Share Posted December 8, 2011 You forgot to put the answer, and why all the spoilers??????/???//?/??////?HEY! Don\'t ruin the surprise! I haven\'t got there yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindWolf Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Is it ok to revive an old topic? I\'d better.....thread......carefully.Sorry.I\'m just upset that I wanted to go to Norway but can\'t a-fjord it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgjiscool Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 Is it ok to revive an old topic? I\'d better.....thread......carefully.Sorry.I\'m just upset that I wanted to go to Norway but can\'t a-fjord it.....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Of course you can revive it! I\'d forgotten all about it and I think everyone else did too! There are some crackup jokes in here! Welcome to the second life of the Jokes thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordherrmann Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 What swims on a lake and begins with 'T'?two ducks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgjiscool Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 What is red, has wheels and flies?A dead bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key of door Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 A dead football loving flying creatureEagle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteevyT Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 First guy walks into a bar........second guy ducks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgjiscool Posted March 12, 2012 Author Share Posted March 12, 2012 First guy walks into a bar........second guy ducks.Duh duhn chiiiiii... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motorsheep Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Not exactly a joke, but I just love this one:Time flies like an arrow,Fruit flies like a banana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNTGODZZ Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 whats blue and fluffy?Blue fluff.Want more?whats the diffrnece between 10 barrels of dead babys and a Ferrari?I don\'t have a Ferrari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flixxbeatz Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 What did a 16-yr old pregnant said to a 40-yr old virgin?Doesn\'t matter, had sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteevyT Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Two drums and a cymbal walk off a cliff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgjiscool Posted May 17, 2012 Author Share Posted May 17, 2012 I\'m pleased that this is back alive again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamwearingpants Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Yo momma so stupid that when you asked for an Xbox she got you Blackbeard\'s Treasure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgjiscool Posted May 17, 2012 Author Share Posted May 17, 2012 Maybe I\'ll have a look at that when I get home. And it\'s not blocked by Watchdog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamwearingpants Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Rimshot.mp3. May cause harm to your sides, but that\'s it :b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgjiscool Posted May 17, 2012 Author Share Posted May 17, 2012 School doesn\'t know that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeTim Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteevyT Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 A netrino walks into a bar. The bartender tells it 'We don\'t serve your kind here.' It doesn\'t react. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeTim Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 A neutrino walks into a bar. Then straight back out again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baneblade Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I told a chemistry joke.But there was no reaction! : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeviouslyDeviant Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.The barkeep says: 'Um, you do know you have a steering wheel in your pants, right?'And the pirate replies: 'Arr, it\'s drivin\' me nuts.' lol face even better it\'s on an INFINTE LOOP http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=keln5oSe5cM&p=n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteevyT Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 What is the difference between a chainsaw and a trombone?Vibrato, but this can be minimized by holding the chainsaw really still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semininja Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 How do you make a trombone play like a french horn?Stuff your hand in the bell and play all the wrong notes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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