Jokes

[Newe6000]

How do you keep a moron in suspense?

LOLFIXED. -newe6000

You forgot to put the answer, and why all the spoilers??????/???//?/??////?

[jgjiscool]

You forgot to put the answer, and why all the spoilers??????/???//?/??////?

HEY! Don\'t ruin the surprise! I haven\'t got there yet!

[WindWolf]

Is it ok to revive an old topic? I\'d better.....thread......carefully.

Sorry.

I\'m just upset that I wanted to go to Norway but can\'t a-fjord it.....

[jgjiscool]

Is it ok to revive an old topic? I\'d better.....thread......carefully.

Sorry.

I\'m just upset that I wanted to go to Norway but can\'t a-fjord it.....

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Of course you can revive it! I\'d forgotten all about it and I think everyone else did too! There are some crackup jokes in here! Welcome to the second life of the Jokes thread!

[Lordherrmann]

What swims on a lake and begins with 'T'?

two ducks

[jgjiscool]

What is red, has wheels and flies?

A dead bus

[Key of door]

A dead football loving flying creature

Eagle

[SteevyT]

First guy walks into a bar....

....second guy ducks.

[jgjiscool]

First guy walks into a bar....

....second guy ducks.

Duh duhn chiiiiii...

[Motorsheep]

Not exactly a joke, but I just love this one:

Time flies like an arrow,

Fruit flies like a banana.

[TNTGODZZ]

whats blue and fluffy?

Blue fluff.

Want more?

whats the diffrnece between 10 barrels of dead babys and a Ferrari?

I don\'t have a Ferrari

[Guest Flixxbeatz]

What did a 16-yr old pregnant said to a 40-yr old virgin?

Doesn\'t matter, had sex.

[SteevyT]

Two drums and a cymbal walk off a cliff....

[jgjiscool]

I\'m pleased that this is back alive again!

[iamwearingpants]

Yo momma so stupid that when you asked for an Xbox she got you Blackbeard\'s Treasure

[jgjiscool]

Maybe I\'ll have a look at that when I get home. And it\'s not blocked by Watchdog.

[iamwearingpants]

Rimshot.mp3. May cause harm to your sides, but that\'s it :b

[jgjiscool]

School doesn\'t know that!

[LukeTim]

[SteevyT]

A netrino walks into a bar. The bartender tells it 'We don\'t serve your kind here.' It doesn\'t react.

[LukeTim]

A neutrino walks into a bar. Then straight back out again.

[Baneblade]

I told a chemistry joke.

But there was no reaction! :

[DeviouslyDeviant]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

The barkeep says: 'Um, you do know you have a steering wheel in your pants, right?'

And the pirate replies: 'Arr, it\'s drivin\' me nuts.'

lol face even better it\'s on an INFINTE LOOP http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=keln5oSe5cM&p=n

[SteevyT]

What is the difference between a chainsaw and a trombone?

Vibrato, but this can be minimized by holding the chainsaw really still.

[semininja]

How do you make a trombone play like a french horn?

Stuff your hand in the bell and play all the wrong notes!