I was mesisng with google translate.

[max_creative]

Started with this: 

i like turtles 

English-Chinese-French-Korean-English 

ended with this... Huh. 

Wǒ xǐhuan Wugui

[max_creative]

Started with this: 

Dres is a very small planet. It was the first planet considered to be a dwarf. Its orbit is highly irregular and, together with its size, it took a long time to discover since half the time it was not where scientists expected to find a planet. 

Due to its nature of frequenting the bad parts of space, this dwarf planet was officially labeled as Not to be trusted by the scientific community.

English-French-Korean-Danish-English 

ended with this: 

DRES maeu bustle - EUN haengseong ida . I cheos beonjjae haengseong -i nanjaeng -i lo Ganju haessda . GEU gwedo ui keugi wa hamkke , geugeos - EUN gwahagjadeul -i haengseong EUS Chaj - EUS GEO -i anieossda ban Sigan ihue balgyeon haneun the olaen Sigan -i geollyeossseubnida , maeu bulgyuchig habnida . Gong -gan - ui nappeun bubun - EUS chamseog ui Seong - gyeog ttaemun - ei wae haengseong EUN gongsigjeog - Eulo gwahaggye ui sinloeleul gajigo issji Eulo bunlyu doeeossda .

 

[WinkAllKerb'']

small bump because this one is amusing, find the glitch xDr

so you love women rlly ? xDr

Edited May 21, 2016 by WinkAllKerb''

[spacebrick3]

Original:

New Horizons is an interplanetary space probe that was launched as a part of NASA's New Frontiers program.^[1] Engineered by the Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory (APL) and the Southwest Research Institute (SwRI), with a team led by S. Alan Stern,^[2] the spacecraft was launched with the primary mission to perform a flyby study of the Pluto system, and a secondary mission to fly by and study one or more other Kuiper belt objects (KBOs).^{[3][4][5][6][7]}

On January 19, 2006, New Horizons was launched from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station directly into an Earth-and-solar escape trajectory with a speed of about 16.26 kilometers per second (58,536 km/h; 36,373 mph). After a brief encounter with asteroid 132524 APL, New Horizons proceeded to Jupiter, making its closest approach on February 28, 2007, at a distance of 2.3 million kilometers (1.4 million miles). The Jupiter flyby provided a gravity assist that increased New Horizons' speed; the flyby also enabled a general test of New Horizons' scientific capabilities, returning data about the planet's atmosphere, moons, and magnetosphere.

Most of the post-Jupiter voyage was spent in hibernation mode to preserve on-board systems, except for brief annual checkouts.^[8] On December 6, 2014, New Horizons was brought back online for the Pluto encounter, and instrument check-out began.^[9] On January 15, 2015, the New Horizons spacecraft began its approach phase to Pluto.

On July 14, 2015, at 11:49 UTC, it flew 12,500 km (7,800 mi) above the surface of Pluto,^[10][11] making it the first spacecraft to explore the dwarf planet.^[6][12] Having completed its flyby of Pluto,^[13] New Horizons has maneuvered for a flyby of Kuiper belt object 2014 MU69,^[14][15][16] expected to take place on January 1, 2019, when it is 43.4 AU from the Sun.^{[14][15] (Wikipedia)}

Translated:

 

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(I think Google Translate died on this one)

-English-Armenian-Xhosa-Spanish-English

[TrainEngie]

Original:

A man loses his identity while living under a repressive regime. In a story based on George Orwell's classic novel, Winston Smith (John Hurt) is a government employee whose job involves the rewriting of history in a manner that casts his fictional country's leaders in a charitable light. His trysts with Julia (Suzanna Hamilton) provide his only measure of enjoyment, but lawmakers frown on the relationship -- and in this closely monitored society, there is no escape from Big Brother.

English-Japanese-Chinese-Vietnamese-English

Man and the tyranny of life loses its identity . According to the classic novel by George Orwell , the story of Winston Smith ( John Hurt ) as leader of the national elections Ci Shanguang his way to work in fiction , history rewritten an employee goverment. Julia ( Suzanna Hamilton ) and his dating that only measures your joy , but lawmakers could not agree to participate - in society to closely monitor this , there is no escape from her brother .

[Docktorwho]

all Star Wars Opening Crawls

Episode I: THE PHANTOM MENACE

"Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.

Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.

While the Congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict...."

Episode II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES

"There is unrest in the Galactic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic.

This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy.

Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to the Galactic Senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC to assist the overwhelmed Jedi...."

Episode III: REVENGE OF THE SITH

"War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.

In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.

As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor...."

Episode IV: A NEW HOPE

"It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.

During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy...."

Episode V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

"It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although the Death Star has been destroyed, Imperial troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy.

Evading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Hoth.

The evil lord Darth Vader, obsessed with finding young Skywalker, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space...."

Episode VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI

"Luke Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine in an attempt to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of the vile gangster Jabba the Hutt.

Little does Luke know that the GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star.

When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of rebels struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy..."

Episode VII: THE FORCE AWAKENS

"Luke Skywalker has vanished. In his absence, the sinister FIRST ORDER has risen from the ashes of the Empire and will not rest until Skywalker, the last Jedi, has been destroyed.

With the support of the REPUBLIC, General Leia Organa leads a brave RESISTANCE. She is desperate to find her brother Luke and gain his help in restoring peace and justice to the galaxy.

Leia has sent her most daring pilot on a secret mission to Jakku, where an old ally has discovered a clue to Luke's whereabouts...."

English->Bengali->Luxembourgish->Azerbaijani->Latin->spanish->english

Episode 1: The Threat

"The idea of Galactic. External supplies Star is sinking and the tax system.
War is the deadly siege, hoping to solve the problem, have the ears of all the greedy Trade Federation in the small shipment planet Naboo.

Episode 2 Attack of the Clones
"No matter the Senate Galactica. Dedicated themselves with the number of several thousand worlds, and be ready to leave the state.
These are the mysteries of the movement of galaxies under the command of Count Dooku tugaknights number can not feel at ease.
; Amidala, Naboo, Queen of the Galactic Republic, the Senate and his soldiers, with the help of the Jedi by the vote Sen. because his pain .... "
PART 3 Revenge of the region
"The War Lord, The Republic of the seal on the floor, the ball is com Count Dooku. There on the both side of man. Kirk everywhere.
A surprising move, the horse was the first chancellor of public pyalapyataina little PC leader is responsible for the brutal leader of the Galactic Senate is kidnapped.

Episode 4: A New Hope
"We won the first victory against the evil Galactic War, a secret government base spaceships rebels arrived on time.
Rebels battle last secrets theft leave the ball enough weapons to destroy the entire planet force, the Imperial Death Star power of evil.
The Empire, envy, trying, so the boat that guarantee their freedom to the people, and the house of the king's daughter Leia Starship is inappropriate for the nations of the plan .... If a guardian of the galaxy "
PART 5 Empire Strikes Back
"This is the darkness of a rebellion. While the strength of the soldiers to the rebels in the death of the emperor was hidden, and he followed the death of a star is the basis of all the galaxy.
Dodge dangerous Imperial Fleet, are in the most remote ice world of Hoth, a group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker, from the sanctuary turpis.
The Lord does evil Darth Vader, thousands of things in the world, found a beautiful young Skywalker was besieged spaces are much .... "
6: Back Jedi
"Luke Skywalker, Han Solo home planet of Tatooine in the rescue efforts to reach out his hand and vile gangster friend.
Little Lucas secret Death Star in the Galactic Empire armed with powerful new workspace has already begun to know.
When you completed, grabbing his gun, and the songs of the fate of the last of the rebels to restore a certain number of ... freedom of the galaxy "
Part 7: Power
"Luke Skywalker was gone in the absence of the ashes of his throne ;. The first evil and to report to Skywalker, Jedi does not relax.
GOP heroic resistance to the organs of the lesson. Lucas, in the restoration of peace with his brother, and justice perverted in the Galaxy desperately trying to get help.

[WinkAllKerb'']

人 文 と 文人
文人 と 人 文
と 文人 人 文

People statements and literati
Literati and human sentence
And literati who sentence

/////////////////////////////////////////////

人 文 と 文人
文人 と 人 文
と 文人 人 文

Personnes déclarations et littérateurs
Lettrés et de la peine humaine
Et littérateurs qui peine

People statements and writers
Scholars and human worth
And writers who barely

///////////////////////////////////////////

&
 

文と 人  と  人 と 文

Statements and people When  People and sentence

while

文和人  和 人和文

Text and people and People and the text

文和人 
和
人和文

Wen et les gens
et
Les gens et la culture

Wen and people
and
People and culture

Edited November 5, 2016 by WinkAllKerb''
so seem to be about "peops" and "when" relationship with time ^^

[WinkAllKerb'']

On 18/04/2016 at 7:27 PM, max_creative said:

Started with this: 

i like turtles 

English-Chinese-French-Korean-English 

ended with this... Huh. 

Wǒ xǐhuan Wugui

who is luigi ? welll ^^ mario brother as far as we know ^^

PS: @TrainEngie and @dok interesting ^^

 

Edited November 5, 2016 by WinkAllKerb''

[Ultimate Steve]

Okay, The Final Countdown. I decided to do every single language (Except for one that just wouldn't work).

This is after about ten:

Spoiler

(Ten, ten, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one)

 

We go together,

but ensure

maybe it will come back

Earth, perhaps?

I think no one to blame

Let the world (to the ground)

It will not be so?

 

This is the official countdown

final stigagjöfsemVið

 

Venus (Venus)

and still high and

I feel that maybe (we see)

Welcome to all ja

With so many light years to go

and what was (to be)

definitely we lost

 

this is the official countdown

the final score

final score

final score

That

This is it a bit further:

Spoiler

(Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one)

 

we go along,

but to ensure

May come back

Landscape, perhaps?

 

I guess nobody's fault

let the world (on the ground)

Will not it?

 

This is the official countdown

close stigagjöfsemVið

 

Venus (Venus)

and still high;

I feel like I can (see)

I welcome all

 

With so many light years to go

and what it was (to be)

Certainly we have lost

 

This is the official countdown

of the final score

The final score

The final score

it

And this is it through every single language:
 

Spoiler

(105 55554)

O ~~ = draft

But now,

help

and

people

()

low

culture change

(Germany)

news

(Center)

and

a light

(៛)

and

low

culture change

culture change

Culture is important.

Pretty unrecognizable.







 

[astrokerb]

I started with "I promise not to be a President just for the one percent, but the two percent and the three percent as well." After translating through several random languages, I got:

Oercent two percent and three percent, driven by a single president.

[WinkAllKerb'']

this is a self protrait:

........... many tranlsation .............
:
ကွန်ရက်ကနေရေ, network ကိုရုပ်ရှင်ကပြောပါတယ်,
//
" ' ' " §§§ № ¶ ⅎ ℅ ⌂ ₻

ကွန်ရ = " ' ' " => congress
§§§ = က်က => half 
နေရေ = № => from
, =  ¶ => ,
network =  ⅎ => net work 
ကိုရုပ်ရှင်ကပ ≈ ℅ => film 
ပြော ≈ ⌂ => tell 
ပါတယ်, ≈  ₻ => well

congress half from ','  "net work"  film tell well {,}
 

Spoiler

edit2: the fun is , for part, what's below, gmt&q=? series xDr xor/and/mb/nt

 

Edited February 25, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''
[spoiler] [/spoiler]