Kill the Kraken!

[ninjakids]

This is a game called Kill The Kraken, or KTK. All you have to do things to kill me, the Kraken, a pretty much impossible task. Why? Well, you have to send attacks to kill me, but I will defend against it. Your attacks can be as OP as you want, but I will almost always make your attack useless in some way. You, the community, have to work together to kill the Kraken and save Jeb.

To kill me, you must lower my heath.

Heath 100/100

Jeb status:

[ninjakids]

Will anyone play?

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Hit 1: Rocket to the Face

Jeb Status:

[BigBoy734]

Sure ill play.

I make the universe implode inside of you thus forcing the kraken out of the universes of universes. The universe still lives,but you do not. Jeb is saved.

Heres the science of this:

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[WhiteWeasel]

If all of my attacks are rendered useless anyways, what's the point of fighting in the first place?

The only winning move is not to play.

[ninjakids]

Hit 1: Rocket to the Face

Jeb Status:

I eat the rocket.

Sure ill play.

I make the universe implode inside of you thus forcing the kraken out of the universes of universes. The universe still lives,but you do not. Jeb is saved.

Heres the science of this:

Yes, but the Kraken can travel in between dimentions, so the Kraken only takes a small amount of damage.

If all of my attacks are rendered useless anyways, what's the point of fighting in the first place?

The only winning move is not to play.

You can give me damage, it will just take a long time to kill me.

Anyways, I eat all of Jool's moons.

Heath:

99/100

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removed deleted stuff from quote

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Bug fix! .

[Mach56]

A hyper-sonic rocket with a 1kg antimatter warhead.(Does anyone have a idea what damage this will do?)

[Monkthespy]

I remove the ability for you to defend, or attack. All time travel and dimensional travel is destroyed within the instant everything implodes around you, casting a warm glow as you turn into the disgusting Kraken, laying upon Bop.

Basically, you're dead.

[The Destroyer]

I close the game.

[SuperWeegee4000]

I throw a pie at the Kraken.

[SolarLiner]

I FUS RO DAH the Kraken.

[Kerbal01]

I strun ban quo the kraken killing it(and its hive minded kids) instantly.

[crasher925]

I drop a 100 MT nuke on the kraken set to detonate as soon as it enters your stomach.

jeb status:

[ninjakids]

Bug fix! .

Ah, but now I bribe Jeb A few hundred SRB's to reprogram me into the Universe.

A hyper-sonic rocket with a 1kg antimatter warhead.(Does anyone have a idea what damage this will do?)

Since the Kraken is powered by rockets, this heals him.

+1 heath.

I remove the ability for you to defend, or attack. All time travel and dimensional travel is destroyed within the instant everything implodes around you, casting a warm glow as you turn into the disgusting Kraken, laying upon Bop.

Basically, you're dead.

But how do you do this?

Also, I ate Bop.

I close the game.

Okay, I continue to destroy all these people.

I throw a pie at the Kraken.

It tastes good! But you posioned it, so it deals MASSIVE DAMAGE!

- 10 heath

I FUS RO DAH the Kraken.

It blasts me back, but does nothing else.

I strun ban quo the kraken killing it(and its hive minded kids) instantly.

Hehehe, that tickles

I drop a 100 MT nuke on the kraken set to detonate as soon as it enters your stomach.

jeb status:

But rember, I AM POWERED BY ROCKETS!

+2 heath

Heath:

92/100

Jeb: I gave him all those SRB's, now he is working for me...

[rewdew2]

I fire a planet buster into your gut using antimatter pulsating expansion chamber, acting like a giant cannon firing 7 connected struts into you.

[ninjakids]

I fire a planet buster into your gut using antimatter pulsating expansion chamber, acting like a giant cannon firing 7 connected struts into you.

I grab Gilly and throw it in the path of the Planet Buster.

Heath:

92/100

Jeb:

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Bug Fix

Remove Jebidiah Kerman from the persitant.sfs

(Excuse my spelling)

[crasher925]

But rember, I AM POWERED BY ROCKETS!

i never said it was on a rocket i dropped it into your mouth and get the heck outta there so i deal damage

[BigBoy734]

I throw 10 pies that are poisoned at the kraken.

Jeb status:

[Monkthespy]

It's overpowered as I want, how did you become the Kraken? So I delete the Kraken by selecting it and pressing delete, because that works in this situation because I said it does.

[th3shameless]

I edit the kraken's config and change his health to to 0, effectively killing him

[The Deep Space Kraken]

Um... Well... I guess I commit suicide.

[ninjakids]

Bug Fix

Remove Jebidiah Kerman from the persitant.sfs

(Excuse my spelling)

I contact Squad and tell them to re-add me to the game.

i never said it was on a rocket i dropped it into your mouth and get the heck outta there so i deal damage

Okay, but I grab it with one of my arms and throw it back at you.

I throw 10 pies that are poisoned at the kraken.

Jeb status:

I adapted to the posion, so it deals no damage!

It's overpowered as I want, how did you become the Kraken? So I delete the Kraken by selecting it and pressing delete, because that works in this situation because I said it does.

I was deleted from the game, but I got reprogramed by Squad. It deals

-10 heath.

I edit the kraken's config and change his health to to 0, effectively killing him

Ah, but his heath is hidden into the planets confusing file so you cannot hurt him buy doing that!

Um... Well... I guess I commit suicide.

Okay!

Heath:

82/100

Jeb:

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

The game fails and dies in a deep pit of dispair where no one ever plays it again and it is just dustying up their hard drive causing them to delete the game.

(Again, excuse my spelling)