(Request) Fallout/Bomb Shelter Recreational Vehicle

[Valley]

It has come to our attention at Valley Inc. that with the upcoming war between SpiritWolf and Hanland there is a chance that the conflict could spread out into the general solar system. As many of the companies work and live on the home planet that suggests there will very likely be fighting on Kerbin itself. It is felt that our employees, and the men fighting on the fronts, will do a better job if they felt their families and loved ones where protected in such harsh times.

Therefore Valley Inc. would like to sub-contact another company or business to design a Fallout/Bomb Shelter Recreational Vehicle.

It should be all shock, be able to hold a family of four, be armored against small weapons fire, be able to relocate when needed, be unarmed, and should be able to tap into the net to check on the sports news for the Father, download cartoons for the kids, and find recipes for the little Wife.

It should also be designed to handle fallout if there is an atomic war, the hull should be strong enough to survive an attack by giant mutant crabs who would be the result of such war, and have also have a fool-proof medical unit to deal with radioactive related illnesses.

The RV should have enough food and power for a week. Kerbin science has shown that after a week fallout becomes harmless, giant mutant crabs go back to the ocean out of loneliness, and rain had cleaned the soil.

The special RV should be within the price range of the common man (or at least those who have good paying jobs) and have a cute name (for the female drivers). Also it should come in at least three colors.

Please submit any designs to this thread for review. And feel proud that by doing so you insure the future of Kerbalkind!

[TheAndrewTaco]

Gentlemen, behold the DOMINATOR.

(Stock, by the way).

Heavily armored, military-grade vehicle. Fun for the whole family!

Here's what's under the hood:

Featuring radio capability!

Capable of high speed maneuvers!

Feel like taking the family for a fishing trip? Want to go camping? Trying desperately to avert certain doom in a nuclear wasteland? Choose the DOMINATOR! Satisfaction guaranteed!

*Warranty void if driven over small bump in the road.

**There isn't a warranty anyways.

[Valley]

Wonderful! That was fast too. Also looks very well balanced - likely could blast that into orbit and land it on the Mun if need be. Like the name too - Dominator - a name from the Second Doctor Who! Does it come in pink for the ladies?

[TheAndrewTaco]

Wonderful! That was fast too. Also looks very well balanced - likely could blast that into orbit and land it on the Mun if need be. Like the name too - Dominator - a name from the Second Doctor Who! Does it come in pink for the ladies?

the DOMINATOR comes in any color you like. All you have to do is telepathically acknowledge its universal message of peace, love, and the flames of war and death left in its wake, and the DOMINATOR's color will change to whatever you desire.

[DisarmingBaton5]

The Lander Can has a low impact tolerance. Perhaps surround it with cubic octagonal struts?