your mom Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Ways to distract idiots Look downlook upLook right look left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radion Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 So... Hello. You see, at the moment I have to inform you that:a) You owe me 60,000 USD Your local police are on their way to arrest youand c) I am currently winning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgjiscool Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 a) How much is that in NZD? What local police?c) Are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pair of skis Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 a) How much is that in NZD? What local police?c) Are you?a) Expensive The ones right therec) No, that would be me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flixxbeatz Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Condom Breaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgjiscool Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 .rekaerB modnoCReverse 'Condom Breaker.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radion Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I would like to inform you that I am winning, and any attempt to modify that status will be met at gun-point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgjiscool Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Ok. Tell me where the gun-point is and I\'ll go there. Unfortunately I also get a dying wish: TO WIN THIS GAME! YOU LOSE!!! Try again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radion Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Please do not worry, I have brought two gun-points for your use.Here is one:In addition, any further attempts at winning by any party other than my own will now be met at cannon-point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgjiscool Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I\'ll meet that challenge with a handful (or more likely a nothing-ful) of anti-matter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radion Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Unfortunately, you have attempted to win. I will now fire a cannon-ball at you, thus destroying both the cannon ball and your anti-matter. In the process, the energy released will vaporize you.At this moment, nuclear weapons have become a viable option for anyone attempting to win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgjiscool Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 <jgjiscool throws a black hole at Radion Space Works> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radion Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 tsk tsk.<Radion Space Works throws warp drive cores into black hole, flying away at warp speed, while also leaving jgjiscool to be stretched into spaghetti.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgjiscool Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 <jgjiscool falls out of the black hole 20 years later and awaits the approach of his enemy> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radion Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 <Radion Space Works, having already seen how the story ends, exits the black hole and warps away to Earth. Then, he contacts a half-circle of guys in black clothing, asking for assistance to defeat the giant space-spider> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pair of skis Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 <Radion Space Works, having already seen how the story ends, exits the black hole and warps away to Earth. Then, he contacts a half-circle of guys in black clothing, asking for assistance to defeat the giant space-spider><Pair Of Skis eats space-spider> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radion Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 ATTENTION:By order of the Federation, further attempts by any party to win besides my own are now going to be met at the gun-point of the USS Enterprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key of door Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 ATTENTION:By order of the Federation, further attempts by any party to win besides my own are now going to be met at the gun-point of the USS Enterprise.Meh, I can\'t die, so.Whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radion Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Notice:The Internet Service Providers Union is now cutting internet access to everyone except myself.Notice:I\'m winning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander dude58 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Hahaha.[shadow=grey,left]NO.[/shadow] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radion Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Notice:The word 'no' is now the copyrighted material of Radion Space Works, and subject to international copyright laws. Further use of the copyrighted material will be prosecuted to the highest extent of the law. The words 'I', 'winning', 'win', and 'me' are also under similar copyright.P.S.: I\'m winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Festivefire Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 P.S.: I\'m winning.not any more!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radion Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 The above statement is now invalid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Festivefire Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Eat it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radion Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I will refrain from eating your offering, as it is more than likely on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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