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The entry for 'winning' in the dictionary:

Winning: The state of anything Radion Space Works does as of Wednesday, February 22nd, when Radion Space Works copyrighted any instance of the word, and the state, thereof.

P.S. I\'m winning.

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PYROwnage Industries mother company FireCorp has been bought by the Radion Group, along with all child companies. Copyrights have been transferred to the Group\'s CEO, Radion Space Works.

Troll inc. has denied any kind of takeover by Radion Space Works. Any attempt at a hostile takeover will be met with the full force of the Gallifreyan Fleet. Please note that since the fleet may travel through time, it is possible for them to incinerate you before even thinking of a takeover, so don\'t push your luck!

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Troll Inc. has now been taken over by the Radion Group\'s parent company, the Moderator Corporation. Troll Incorporated is being liquidated, and the bank is now going to close any accounts held by Troll Inc.

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FezBank Inc. has been closed down after going bankrupt. Accounts have now been transferred to MegaBank, a child company of the Money Group LLC, which is now the parent company of the Moderator Corporation, the Radion Group, FireCorp, and PYROwnage Incorporated.

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Former CEO of Troll inc. has begun a revolution against the evil corporation of Radion Space Works and other fellow companies. 6 billion rise up, as well as the Gallifreyan, Dalek, Cylon, Droid, Clone, Rebel, Imperial, and Kerbal fleets have aided by literally liquidating the headquarters of Money Group LLC, Chuck Norris then appears with his mentor, Jesus, and annihilates anything left over. Face it, you\'re screwed.

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The liquid remnants of the Money Group LLC come together to form the Big and Large Corporation, taking all copyrights and whatnot with them. The new corporation then builds a large space-vehicle and takes the remaining 1 billion into space, preparing to retake the planet. Meanwhile, the 1 billion are conditioned to hate anything troll related on the new-fangled 'internet,' and are trained to shoot weird looking faces at them when spotted. The faces are also razor sharp and moving at Mach 5.

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Luckily, several troll-killers are rescued by whispering aliens who give out black rocks. They are kept in stasis and released millions of years later onto a regenerated planet. They begin to rebuild society.

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Luckily, several troll-killers are rescued by whispering aliens who give out black rocks. They are kept in stasis and released millions of years later onto a regenerated planet. They begin to rebuild society.

WrathOfGod.exe has just terminated planet.rar. Have a good day.

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