From Bad to Worse.

[MinerEdgar]

Rules:

Take the previous sentence and change one or two words to make the situation worse.

More than one word can be change to correct grammar.

Ex:

Poster 1: I'm holding a live snake.

Poster 2: I'm holding a live grenade.

See? Simple

I'll start.

I gave the monkey a gun!

Edited February 17, 2014 by MinerEdgar
Rule patch 2

[Captain Sierra]

I gave the bank robber a gun!

(How could you!)

[mrrpamplemousse]

I gave the bank robber a gun and hollow point ammunition

[Captain Sierra]

I gave the bank robber a gun and hollow point ammunition

And a kevlar freaking vest!

(oh crap!)

[Needles_10]

Now the gun-toting, kevlar vest-wearing robber is in a quantum state and he is stealing money from every casino at the same time!

[Drunkrobot]

He is observed, yet remains in a quantum state. Physics breaks down.

Your move.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Time breaks down, (and the universe simulation crash?)

I breaked the rules and was left with a replie to fill, so it's why it's (maybe) crapy.

Edited September 27, 2013 by mrrpamplemousse

[MinerEdgar]

You stopped following the rule after the second replie.

[Drunkrobot]

Sorry Miner. Let's try again.

You've hurt your thumb.

[MinerEdgar]

You've hurt your eye.

[astropapi1]

You've shot your eye.

[MinerEdgar]

You've shot our eyes.

[mrrpamplemousse]

you've hurt your brain...

(Forum lag)

Edited September 27, 2013 by mrrpamplemousse

[MinerEdgar]

You've broke your brain.

Wait no you did break the rules.

Edited September 27, 2013 by MinerEdgar

[astropapi1]

Dude, you changed three words.

*Facepalm.

[M.Wolfy]

You've destroyed our brains.

[Captain Sierra]

You've destroyed our game.

[M.Wolfy]

You've destroyed our fame.

[MinerEdgar]

You've destroyed your fame.

[M.Wolfy]

you obliterated your fate.

[Captain Sierra]

You obliterated your foot.

(good luck going anywhere )

[MinerEdgar]

You obliterated our feet.

[Joshington]

You obliterated our planet.

[MinerEdgar]

You obliterated our Solar System.

[EuSouONumero345]

You obliterated our galaxy

Don't add two words