So I had a little visit from ole Beelzy Bub on the Mun...

[SeventhArchitect]

I was mindin' my own business, ya know, doin' a little research on the mun, just landed a researcher there, ina specific crater, too, collected data using the labs and mystery goo, then EVAed me Kerbal, Jenmar Kerman, and right as he 'its the ground, the screen goes black as hell, the height counter rolls up a row of sixes, and the abort button shows over the white background of the first six, but under the number itself, making a creepy lookin' eye.

"Welcome to hell measly soul!"

"Oh come now, Satan, not cool, man. I'm tryin' to get new parts so I can build better ships, what's wrong with that? Did you take my kerbal? I hope you didn't. Got a streak I'd not like ta break. No kerbals dead so far, none on assignment, I fly em alive, ya know, they're no good as a soulless husk."

"What? You're talking to me, satan, do you really think-"

"Look, I'll be blunt, mate, I need that kerbal back, and I need you to stop messin' with em if they tryin' ta get me some sciency stuff."

"I-"

"I do not fear you, or your horde of demons backin' you up."

"Uh..."

"Last I checked, I thought you didn't even exist. So, I'll give you a bit of a benefit, now that I know you exist, I'll give you the same amount of respect I give any new person."

"I AM SATAN, FEAR ME!!!!"

"Right, you work on your attitude, find a new hobby, torturing souls does get a bit old."

"..."

"I'm gonna make my way out of tartarus now, maybe I'll pay ya a visit this summer. We could probably do something cool, get you a new jacket...And get you some custom fit jeens, you're as hairy as sasquatch, that'll definitely drive the girls away."

I begin my way up the stairs out of hell, satan looks over to the demoness's that are lounging on the nearby couch, and they nod in agreement.

Anyways! Screen went black, I backed out of the flight into the KSC screen, it was still black, so I expect satan took my command center as well, might need to go get it back in a moment, but right now, I've rebooted KSP, so we'll see what happened.

[GusTurbo]

Sounds like this:

http://wiki.kerbalspaceprogram.com/wiki/Deep_Space_Kraken#Hell_Kraken

Edited October 22, 2013 by GusTurbo

[SeventhArchitect]

dude. Legit.