Will you press the button?

[Mr_Brain]

I press it. I'll just have everything special-made for me and leave enough stores open for the mortals to get their goods and services from.

This button makes a really nice sound when pushed, but you need to push it really hard which is quite exhausting.

[megatiger78]

*BOOP* sounds like an ordinary button to me.....

press to explode a russian

[mikeman7918]

Nope.

The button gives you $1,000,000 but it will all fall on your head in the form of change.

[megatiger78]

UMBRELLA

press to explode a Russian again

[Overfloater]

No way, I have good friends from Russia. Too risky.

Press button to create a new Chinese human. (works indefinitely)

[LABHOUSE]

Nope.

Press the button to be able to hold your breath under water forever, but you cannot last more than a week out of water without dehydrating.

[xrayfishx]

Nah, I'm not really into swimming.

Press button for apocalypse. No information on which kind of apocalypse, all you know is that you'll survive the beginning (as in, no chance you'll turn into a zombie out of the blue or get hit by a meteorite. You'll only have to deal with the aftermath).

[mikeman7918]

Why would anybody want that?

The button has a 90% chanse of making Pluto a planet again and a 10% chanse if blowing up Pluto.

[Sesni]

I push it. Why not?

The button makes you immortal, but think about the consequences first...

[zekes]

I would press it. Not everyone gets something this awesome to complain about.

the button makes you become a kerbal.

[Guest]

Nah,i rather become a minecraft player.

The button summons a train to take you somewhere related to candy...

[mikeman7918]

Free train! *press*

The button dispences snacks.

[LABHOUSE]

No thanks, don't want to be a sumo after I press it too much, and it will probably shoot into my eye.

Press the button to be able to fly, but you won't be able to land.

[Overfloater]

Screw land. *BOOP*

press button to have a woodpecker pecking your head for 30 seconds. (works multiple times)

If you press 2 times, it will peck 1 minute & so on...

[LABHOUSE]

Sorry I have a very low pain tolerance and a fear of pain.

Press the button to get a copy of this button.

[Overfloater]

Sure. *BOOP*.

Press button to have a woodpecker pecking for 30 seconds the head of the person you point your finger at. (works multiple times like the previous woodpecker button)

[Sesni]

Boop.

The button has a 30% chance of giving NASA all the funding it needs, but a 70% chance of starting WWIII.

[Noname117]

Depends, is this button located in Washington DC? Case there's a lot of people there who I would want to have a woodpecker start pecking on their heads.

Push the button to have a woodpecker pecking for 30 seconds on both your head and the head of another person of your choice. You get the drill, works multiple times like Overfloater's buttons.

[mikeman7918]

Not going to press that button.

The button dispenses candy at high velocity.

[LABHOUSE]

Sure just let me use it to get rid of those birds that keep scaring my dog...

Press the button to make a clone of yourself that may or may not turn on you.

[zekes]

aw hell no, another me?

The button turns everyone you love into a cat.

[mikeman7918]

Why would I want that?

The button telepirts you to a random place on the Earth's surface. It can be used as many times as you want and it telepirts with you when you use it.

[Mr_Brain]

Since it's quite improbable that that would lead to me being killed instantly (except maybe for busy motorways and such) and that I could re-teleport away from any dangerous place, sure!

Push the button to meet your favorite villain from your favorite video game/TV show... that has a villain. However, the villain hates you.

[Ya_Boi_Assault]

Boop because it is a creeper and i am wearing a creeper hoodie

Press the button to upgrade all of the KSP communities computers so they can play KSP lag free with as many mods as they want, but there is a 10% chance it will cause a zombie outbreak in Jamaica*the land of the fastest man on earth, prepare for World War Z*

[Overfloater]

*BOOP* :-3

Jamaica? never heard of it!

Press button to have a camel in your home. (It might spit on you O.O)