Will you press the button?

[Dark Junior]

I push it and I feed it to my jerkwad teacher.

The button is pointless. Do you press it?

[heng]

No. I do enough pointless things at work already.

Push the button to be transferred into the palaeolithic era.

[Dark Junior]

No. I don't feel like it.

Press the button for trains.

[HoloYolo]

Nope. Not a fan of trains.

Press the button for a billion dollars, but it gets split evenly among the town/city you live in.

[justidutch]

Absolutely, philanthropy is a good thing, plus my city is small-ish, everyone here would get about $1,300.

Press the button to tidally lock the moon to Earth

[HoloYolo]

Absolutely, philanthropy is a good thing, plus my city is small-ish, everyone here would get about $1,300.

Press the button to tidally lock the moon to Earth

Sure, but it better be the close side that gets locked to Earth so we can see it.

Press the button to live on the celestial body of your choice, but have a snail assassin on that planet that's immortal looking for you so it can kill you.

[vinster7]

I'd not press it. I'd have to pick earth either way because i'd either freeze to death or die of heat or something else on any other planet.

Press the button and you get a 50/50 chance to either be able to fly or not be able to move your legs for the rest of your life.

[windows_x_seven]

Nope, too dangerous.

Press da button to be real gangsta, but every day you'll have a 1 in 3 chance of getting shot.

[Dark Junior]

Nope, too dangerous.

lol

Press the button for

Watch the video for the function

[Fel]

I'm not clicking strange links on forums! Who knows what scars you're trying to leave on me.

Press the button to receive a one way ticket to pluto... without the means of survival.

[HoloYolo]

Press. I'll bring my own.

Press for infinite fortune, but for 10 people to die.

[WinkAllKerb'']

in, but no press

forget one thing then remind 10 new thing to forget

Edited July 18, 2015 by WinkAllKerb''
better not to forget to not forget really ...

[InterCity]

No deal. I'll forget it anyway - sooner or later.

Press the button to be rich and live on a castle - in 12th century in Europe.

[Xannari Ferrows]

No. I am fine with not dying in the first 10 seconds.

You may press said button to get a job that pays 1 cent on the first day, the amount from the previous day doubled per day, for 30 days.

Edited July 19, 2015 by Xannari Ferrows

[InterCity]

Deal. That makes for hefty 5 million dollars a month.

Press the button to become a leader of a superpower, but with all the responsibilities.

[Flymetothemun]

Nope. Have you seen the before and after pictures of presidents? Lotta stress!

Press the button to be able to touch anything and turn it into gold*.

*-If you don't get this reference I pity you.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Um, no! I'd prefer to keep the laws of physics intact.

Press for great sarcasm, but very elaborate.

[HoloYolo]

Nah, I'm sarcastic but not that much.

Push for money. It could be 1 cent or 50 trillion dollars (sorry I'm American so that's my currency).

Ninja'd

[K3achas]

Both posibilities are positive.

Push to push a random button from this thread (including this one).

[justidutch]

Yup.

Push the button that makes everyone agree with you, forever and about everything.

[TheMoonRover]

Tempting, but no. That would get exceedingly boring/irritating after a while.

Push the button which allows you to travel freely in time, but you can't control where you end up in space.

[Captain Sierra]

ninja'd.

Push, because why not.

Push the button to detonate a thermonuclear weapon. It could be beneath your feet, in orbit, in the janitorial closet of a university, or anywhere from Earth's surface all the way to harmlessly in orbit.

[justidutch]

Push the button which allows you to travel freely in time, but you can't control where you end up in space.

Nope, only if I could guarantee ending up in a university's janitorial closet.

Push the button to detonate a thermonuclear weapon. It could be beneath your feet, in orbit, in the janitorial closet of a university, or anywhere from Earth's surface all the way to harmlessly in orbit.

Nope. What would be the point? For science? Everyone knows there is no science being performed, except perhaps in janitorial closets in universities, but the chances of that are way too slim.

Would you press the button that makes all janitors independently wealthy?

[WinkAllKerb'']

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[Overfloater]

Yea i like the 1st one.

Press button to have a live bear in your home.