Will you press the button?

[mikeman7918]

I already have excellent eyesight.

The button gives you an unknown superpower.

[Mr_Brain]

What's the worst that could happen? *presses button*

This button kills any and all insects, spiders, molds and similar lifeforms in your home.

[LABHOUSE]

Sure (what if they are already dead, a zombie bug?)

Press the button to get a random extra sense but you will need to endure the pain of getting a one inch deep and one inch long wound, and the pain while it heals, but you will just feel the pain not actually get the injury.

[Sesni]

No.

Press the button to become a god, but you cannot change anything and only persuade people to do what you want.

[Vaporo]

No thanks. I prefer to get things done through petty extortion and mad science.

Press the button to grow two new, fully functioning arms from any point on your body that you choose.

[mikeman7918]

Sure, I could use some extra hands.

The button removes all game lag, but unleashes the kraken!

[Prof. Endwalker]

Knowing my crappy Mac, the lag will come back in a few days, so I wouldn't click it.

The button gives you a retro gaming console, but it is the Virtual Boy.

[megatiger78]

no.

this button will do a cool thing, but it is randomised.

[WinkAllKerb'']

asiimov yourself young freudian "vautour" (an other old joke)

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[Overfloater]

That doesn't say much about what the button does :-/

*BOOP*

Press button to have a chameleon crawling in the pants you're wearing.

[Helix935]

That doesn't say much about what the button does :-/

*BOOP*

Press button to have a chameleon crawling in the pants you're wearing.

god no i'm in class

press to become a dc/marvel comic nerd but you now know the tedious hell that is comic books

[SpaceJuice]

No, just no.

Press this button the reboot this thread...

[Tex]

I'll press it, sure.

Press the button to gain $10,000,000 but lose your left leg in the process.

[Ethanadams]

Sure as jacksepticeye would say you don't need them

press the button you live but your legal guardian dies don't press the button they live and you die

[Deutherius]

I don't have a legal guardian. That seems to imply I'll die regardless of the button. Oh well.

Push the button to increase your IQ, but decrease your sanity considerably. Repeatable.

[Mr_Brain]

I like being smart, so push it a few times! And now I'm already too insane to stop, so I push it again and again and again, eventually stopping, now sufficiently brilliant and twisted to become the evil mad scientist dicator of Earth! Mwahaha! MWAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Push this button to unleash an AI that will rule the world.

[Downside Up]

I would push it to befriend the new ruler.

This button gives you $1,000,000, but locks all store doors forever to you.

[RainDreamer]

Pressing it, of course. I can always buy stuff online, or just get someone to buy stuff for me.

This button gives you governance over a small country with a lot of money in the treasury that you can use however you want, but all your action is published on the internet for everyone to see.

[megatiger78]

just shut the internet down and take it over, then limit access to it. *BOOP*

press the button to BURN THE HERETICS WHO NECROED THIS THREAD!

[Mr_Brain]

I won't push it. I think this is a rather nice thread!

Push this button to flood the room you are in right now with your favorite candy.

[Downside Up]

I would push it! Wait... The twizzlers! THEY'RE FILLING MY LUNGS!

Push this button to push that button, but that button pushes this button once this button gets pushed, etc. in an ifinite loop.

Also, they all nuke a random place.

[Ethanadams]

i would press the [404 error no button found]

would you push the button if it gave you the best stock helicopter in ksp but crashes all mincraft servers FOREVER.

[Downside Up]

I would push it, there are backups.

Push this button for $3.50, but you would lose $5.

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

No! I don't want to lose 1.50!

50/50 All the mods you think should be stock are, or all of the parts since .1 disappear to be replaced by .1 parts.

[jake9039]

push it. I want to know the old times!

push the button. you will get an acheivement.