Will you press the button?

[livefree75]

No, the History Channel is good enough for me.

Push the button for a reliable cubesat launch kit.

[Fel]

No, the fun is in making it yourself

Press the button to know everything, but be unable to use that knowledge to bring a task to fruition

[TrainEngie]

No, I think I'll get the knowledge myself.

Press the button for a free SRB.

[Fel]

No, I'd prefer to keep off the FBI's lists thank you very much

Press the button to become a KSP Moderator, but lose forum posting privledges

[DuoDex]

No, I'm already a forum mod.

Press the button for cake, but be unable to reveal that it is not a lie.

[Flymetothemun]

I would. You'd have to be a frickin' idiot not to see the ledge at the end.

Press the button to get 1,000,000 bucks but only be able to spend it on dirt and gravel.

[Mr_Brain]

It has been pressed. I'll just buy a lot of dirt and gravel and then sell this dirt and gravel.

Press this button to become resistant to UV radiation and skin cancer, but you will lose the ability to synthesize vitamin D in your body.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

I don't know... Yes and no. There's a paradox and a half.

Press to get new planets in stock KSP, but all of the easter eggs are removed.

[Noname117]

I'd press it, all the Easter eggs have been discovered and it doesn't seem like new ones are going to be added. I'd like t he planets much more.

Press the button to get another button to press, which could have any random effect.

[K3achas]

*Press* I like to live dangerously.

Press the button to get a theme park based around dinosaurs.

[Flymetothemun]

Nope. Dinosaurs are overdone.

Press the button to

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[Fel]

No... I don't understand the colloquialisms.

Press the button to understand every language on Earth, but be unable to understand the "slang/idioms/colloquialisms" we all take for granted.

[windows_x_seven]

Sure.

Press the button for global thermonuclear war. Not on Earth, however. On Uranus.

[WinkAllKerb'']

b u t t o n pressed t o o. but only on non moving atoms to bring them to movement all referential aside.

[Fel]

I press the invisible button

Press the button to get your dream job, but only get paid 20k a year

[justidutch]

I've lived out of a van before, so sure, why not?!

Press the button to dispense free beer, but it's flat

[HoloYolo]

I would not press it do to me not being old enough to drink.

Press the button to live at your dream house/location, but your lifespan to be shortened by 20 years.

[Joshwoo70]

No i will not push dah button!

Press button for infinite rep at the expense of your lifespan.

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snip..

Uh... why is your rep bar white!?

EDIT: found it myself.

Edited July 3, 2015 by Joshwoo69

[Mr_Brain]

Nope. I like being alive more than having rep I didn't earn.

Push this button for laser guns.

[TrainEngie]

No, it wouldn't be epic to dodge lasers like Matrix.

Press the button for soy sauce rain.

[Dark Junior]

No, I HATE SOY SAUCE!

Press the button for Hot Sauce rain!

[TrainEngie]

PRESS. TASTY.

Press the button for vanilla ice cream

[HoloYolo]

Heck no! Cookies and Cream (especially the chocolate kind for the win)!

Press the button for Scott Manley 360 no-mechjeb skillz, but lose all your rep, and all your hours played on KSP.

[jake9039]

press

the button will drop a cube to put on the button to open the exit door.

[Flymetothemun]

It better not goddamn speak otherwise I'll toss it in a fire. Press.

Push the button to create a chain reaction that will lead to a hot dog being made for you, but that hot dog having rat poison, rotted fish, and hydraulic oil on it.