Chuck Norris Jokes.

[nasa123]

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

[Phoxtane]

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

If Jesus can walk on water, than Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Please read previous posts to avoid repeating what others have said.

On-Topic: Uhhh... 3. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn\'t nearly foolish enough to attack him.

*le shameless copy/paste*

[nasa123]

Please read previous posts to avoid repeating what others have said.

On-Topic: Uhhh... 3. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn\'t nearly foolish enough to attack him.

*le shameless copy/paste*

sorry about that i hot that joke from a youtube commet

[Spacecats!]

Chuck Kerman can access the internet. THROUGH A WALKIE-TALKIE.

[Joshua21B]

Chuck Norris doesn\'t actually consider it sex if the women survives.

Chuck Norris can blow a bubble with Beef Jerky

Chuck Norris was an only child......eventually

Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris chooses one lucky child to be thrown into the sun

[RC1062]

This shit was old five years ago.

No. Chuck Norris saw it and roundhouse kicked into the future.

[iamwearingpants]

Chuck Norris asked a Q if he wanted to learn the roundhouse kick. The Q had a mental breakdown upon learning and exploded, creating the universe.

[Panichio]

sorry about that i hot that joke from a youtube commet

You \'hot\' that? I don\'t even know what that was supposed to mean... =P

[SteevyT]

The energy of the big bang is estimated to be almost 1 CNRHK (Chuck Norris Round-House-Kick)