Wahgineer Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 3422.1: After some research, it is in fact pronounced/spelled Huygens3423: G.E.R.M.S. are exterminated solar system wide, since scientist found that they had absolutely no purpose for any ecosystem. 3425: the Kerbals bring down the flag that the kraken planted and load it into a starship. The kraken, enraged at the kerbals for desecrating its property, chases the ship. Its' presence disrupts the warpdrive, which explodes and kills the kraken. Kerbals rejoice at the demise of their greatest enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 3426: G.E.R.M.S are still alive because scientist found that they cannot be exterminated. Really they just are everywhere and nothing can stop them, as some even evolved an anti-laser and anti-explosion armors.3427: After hearing lots of wrong spelling, no matter how long they would tell how to spell Hyguen aka Huygen aka Hyugen aka Hghuyghen, they just all agree that they should let wrong-spellers be, as no one actually knows how to speak, because the creator of the name died. Kerbals agree that they will understand each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wahgineer Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 3426: G.E.R.M.S are still alive because scientist found that they cannot be exterminated. Really they just are everywhere and nothing can stop them, as some even evolved an anti-laser and anti-explosion armors.3427: After hearing lots of wrong spelling, no matter how long they would tell how to spell Hyguen aka Huygen aka Hyugen aka Hghuyghen, they just all agree that they should let wrong-spellers be, as no one actually knows how to speak, because the creator of the name died. Kerbals agree that they will understand each other.Look at Wikipedia: it says the name of the mission was Cassini-HUYGENS.3427: The claims of unexterminateable G.E.R.M.S. with anti blast/anti laser armor are found to be falsified. G.E.R.M.S. are, in fact, gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Oh come on... i know it is HUYGENS in our world, but it is Hyguen in Kerbal world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Year 3500: The Kau come back from Wolffy! They run electric charge through Huygen's atmosphere and the massive amounts of power given off are fed to the Kau's main Flagship, the Wahlburg. The Wahlburg is the size of Gilly and has a hangar with 2 Million Troopships and 14 Billion Kau Guardians. It also has a Kuran-Fusion Laser which fuses Kuran and directs the energy released on to it's target. Nothing can stop it. Supported by 600,000 Warships armed with Laser Turrets and Fighter bays, 2000 Colony Ships and 45,000 2-man Bombers, they invade Duna and Ike while sieging Kerbin. They are fearless as they are fighting for their Ancestral home. Year 3502: The Kau secure Duna and Ike. The Wahlburg moves to Kerbin and starts firing the Kuran-fusion laser at major cities killing millions of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 (edited) Year 3502.3: 1254 Kau are diagnosed of radioactive poisoning after handling the laser. Some Kau speculated that Kuran is radioactive. The Kau temporarily halted the bombardment.Year 3502.4: 258 Kau diplomats are sent to Kerbin to force the Kerbals to surrender. Their reason: "We are getting ill here." The Kerbals refused and instead insisting that all peace talks be shelved until further notice.Year 3502.4.21: Things got worse for the Kau: now 122,492 Kau are diagnosed of radioactive poisoning.Year 3502.5.04: A solar flare occurred on Kerbol. The Kerbals hoped it is a good omen.Year 3502.5.05: The Kerbals in a station orbiting near the Kerbol corona used and improved the solar flare that was released a day earlier and disabled 1,521,625 Kau ships. The Kau are cause in a surprise and began to wonder if this is a natural phenomenon (The Kerbals called the auroras - keroras - in the north Kerora Kerealis, and in the south Kerora Kerstralis.). Only the Kerbals knew this, and the Kau have no spies.Year 3502.5.31: 1,464,735 Kau are diagnosed of radioactive poisoning, with 4525 dead. The very same day a Kerbal counterattack crippled the Kau fleet, further inflicting 6,252,535 casualties. Edited March 13, 2014 by Designer225 Grammar and then Kerbalizing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 3504: Kauron is finally defeated when Frodo Kerman launches the One Booster to Boost them All into the Sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wahgineer Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 3505: A massive FTL sleeper ship is constructed to travel to the nearest galaxy. It departs, with 500,000 on board. The ship is expected to arrive 1000 years later, in 4505. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 3506: The Kau returned to Wolffy after the disastrous defeat at Kerbin, only to find it puffing the fifth time. Kerbal scientists speculated that Wolffy will consume all of its planets during the next 3 helium flashes in a duration of only 400 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 3507: Wolffy is labeled in Kuiness records book as the "star which survived exploding for the most times" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wahgineer Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 3508: The Kerbals dispatch a mission to Eeloo.3510: The mission arrives, dropping a submersible vehicle onto the surface. The sub drills through the ice, eventually reaching a liquid ocean underneath, where it begins to collect samples. It finds a massive object covered by silt. Unable to identify it, the mission places a radio beacon near by to mark the object for future missions. They then pack up and depart for home.3512: the eeloo mission makes a safe return to kerbin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Year 3905: As Wolffy flickers and fades the Kau scoop up as much Kuran Gas as possible from the star. It is then transported to Jool and added to the atmosphere. They kickstart a fusion process and turn Jool in to a star. The move here and offer the Kerbal 100,000 cans of Kerbull in exchange for no war. The Kerbals accept the deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 (edited) Seriously? Nothing happened in that 400 years?Year 3605: Wolffy consumed Wofina, a planet of Wolffy.Year 3705: The sixth helium flash reached all other planets, consuming Werbin and killing 24,125,635,123 Kau.Year 3805: The seventh helium flash began to consume all other planets. The Kau were scared.Year 3855: 1,242,653,646 Kau took ride to the Kerbol system, leaving few behind to die.And now...Year 3905: As Wolffy flickers and fades the Kau scoop up as much Kuran Gas as possible from the star. It is then transported to Jool and added to the atmosphere. They kickstart a fusion process and turn Jool in to a star. The move here and offer the Kerbal 100,000 cans of Kerbull in exchange for no war. The Kerbals accept the deal.Year 3915: The Kerbals have broken the non-aggression act and began their own aggression. Jool, at the same time, while does produce a bit of heat due to being quite large, wasn't able to be turned into a star. The unprepared war on the Kau set several hundred million Kau out from the Kerbol system.Year 3920: The Kerbals retook Jool and all of its satellites.Year 3925: The Kerbal Nations is founded, and one of its first pacts is "No one owns the Mun" pact, stating that no one owns all of Mun (and later) other planets, to prevent trade/exploration monopoly.Year 3930: The eighth helium flash occured in the dying Wolffy system, as the star is shrinking into a white dwarf. Kerbal scientists speculated that it will take 125,000 more years for the star to completely "die" into a black dwarf. (Remember, in astronomy, "die" is a relative term!) Edited March 15, 2014 by Designer225 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 3931: A new type of instant food is invented, which has an extraordinarily long shelf life, does not need to be refrigerated or reheated, and generates minimal crumbs, making it an ideal staple food for Kerbonauts. It gets branded "Sweet Non-Alcoholic Crackery Stuff", a.k.a. snacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 3940: A revolution begins in Kukraine. Krussia and Koland intervents, which leads to a world-wide sensation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted March 16, 2014 Author Share Posted March 16, 2014 3940.5 The kerbals at Krimea vote for independance and merging with Krussia or merging back with Kukraine. The Korth Koreans launch missiles but all splashed down. 3940.6 The beacon placed at Eeloo stopped transmitting signals. analysis claims it being broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 (edited) 3945: The last of the Kau disappears. The Kau is finally gone.(Finally! Let's hope there are no more Kau appearing.)3946: The Kalaysian Flight 370 went missing over the ocean, leading to a world-wide sensation and a huge search effort by many countries. Edited March 17, 2014 by Designer225 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 3946.2: K-pop's popularity starts to wane as its market share is increasingly overtaken by Kubstep.3948: Bruce Kerman leaves Kerbtown and goes on a soul-searching journey, where he is trained and inducted into the League of Ground Scatters by Ra's Al Kerman.3952: Four years later (as in 3952... derp), Bruce Kerman returns to Kerbtown and takes the law into his own hands, becoming Bat Kerbal. He manages to keep the peace for a while, but a new villain appears who likes to leave Joker cards at crime scenes and is known as "The Jokerbal". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wahgineer Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 3953: A new, more well-equipped mission returns to Eeloo. They return to the spot where the beacon was recorded as being placed. A new submersible descends to the site and begins to uncover the layers of silt covering the object. It is identified as a large, triangular vessel, with a bridge like that of a ship rising up near the rear. Small, round objects, presumably vehicles, are found scattered around the ship, each with a pair of vertical, hexagonal wings. An intact specimen is retrieved and brought up the ship. It uses a special set of engines derived from ion engines, except much stronger and allowing a ship to travel much faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 3954: Those engines are analyzed and found to be powered by gravioli. It is then further developed and used as launcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wahgineer Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 3955: Kerbals build their own version of the LHC to research all types of strange matter.3957: The LHC is completed and begins its first test run. It is a success, and, unlike what many crazy anti-techno-enviormentalists said, the LHC doesn't destroy the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 3958: Ra's Al Kerman hatches a sinister plot to use the Kerbal LHC to release a toxic gas throughout KerbTown, but is stopped at the last second by Bat Kerbal.3960: Kerbane beats up Bat Kerbal and informs him that he merely adopted the dark (of space). Kerbane was born in space. Molded by it (into the shape of a piece of popcorn). He didn't see a planet surface until he was already a... well, a Kerbal.3962: After spending the greater part of the last two years in prison following his unexpected defeat by Bat Kerbal, Kerbane breaks out, where he wanders into a secret government lab conducting a nighttime sand-mutation experiment - and of course the scientists were too lazy to run it safely. Kerbane gets mutated into a hideous tentacled beast.3964: Kerbane heads the cult of "The Second Coming of the Kraken" and begins harvesting the "souls" of his followers (i.e. turning them into Kethane) to make himself more powerful. Devout cultists believe that when he has collected enough souls he will assume his true form as the Kraken resurrected and take back his rightful place wandering the universe and destroying spaceships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wahgineer Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 3965: The govt drops an antimatter weapon directly onto his hideout, completely annihilating Kerbane. (what is left of) The cult is broken up.3966: An uninhabited Island is selected to be the site of a secret new project, which is shrouded in secrecy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Year 3970: Suprise! Kau refugees are found camping out on Eeloo. They beg for mercy from the Kerbals. Year 3973: The Kerbals send the Kau to Kallifrey, warning them never to appear again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 3974: With preparations for the secret project complete, a few Kerbals are sent to the uninhabited island to start the secret project. Unfortunately, one of the project leaders suddenly realizes that after sending Kerbals to the island it is no longer uninhabited and is thus unsuitable for the secret project. The entire thing is scrapped. Shortly thereafter the project lead is fired for being an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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