Challenge: Make the worst-possible munar "landing"

[gabyalufix]

Build a big mun-base / lander, and land it, POORLY. Come in hot, and land JUST A SMIDGEN too hard. Have your carefully-crafted masterwork shatter asunder, scattering itself across the munar terrain.

The only requirement is that at least one of your pilots survive. Bonus points for having as many different broken-apart pieces, and having your modules scattered as far and wide across the munar surface as possible. Extra super bonus points if some of your kerbalnaughts don\'t quite make it.

A few examples, from my failure pile.

This one didn\'t quite make it.

[Ascensiam]

The second picture is hilarious.

*splat*

[Tim_Barrett]

0:33 lol