What Happened to Dance?

[Altair1371]

I have seen the horrendous sight of teenagers fistpumping to Grease Lightning. You heard me. Grease. Lightning.

*gasp*

Why? Why do so few know how to do the twist, locomotion, and other classics?

[iamwearingpants]

It\'s because society is \'degrading\', or more accuratly changing against your preferences and beliefs.

Change is nothing to be worried about, too. It\'s going to happen, you\'re going to have to deal with things not in your control.

[Altair1371]

Yes, but it\'s sad that the only dance move you need to know is the fistpump.

[Guest Flixxbeatz]

Dougie, Swag, all that stuff

[Capt'n Skunky]

Yes, but it\'s sad that the only dance move you need to know is the fistpump.

Don\'t forget the grinding, you got to rub your crotch on everything.

Arrr!

Capt\'n Skunky

[Altair1371]

Oh yeah, I forgot about grinding. What\'s a better way to spend your time at a party than rubbing your privates all over the place?

[Lord Strange]

I have seen the horrendous sight of teenagers fistpumping to Grease Lightning. You heard me. Grease. Lightning.

*gasp*

Why? Why do so few know how to do the twist, locomotion, and other classics?

As a teenager who did a performance of Grease only a few months ago, I apologise for my peers\' inability to do more than one dance move.

[iamwearingpants]

Yes, but it\'s sad that the only dance move you need to know is the fistpump.

I agree. Thing have gotten oversimplified to the point of stupidity.

@Skunky Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.

[McLuv]

Are you kidding? This generation has some pretty swagger moves too, it\'s just you\'re generalizing what you see as only the fistpumps and grinds.

There\'s the sprinkler, the baseball player, and one of my favourites:

[Altair1371]

Perhaps, but how many people do you see actually using these moves?

[McLuv]

Depends. If you go to the university night clubs, you\'ll get a very different scene than at highschool dances, or house parties, etc...

Where have you been going? =P

[Altair1371]

I\'ve been to a Bishop\'s Ball. Kind of like a Christian dance party. The theme was 'Rocking Through the Decades' Guess what music they played? Miley Cyrus, Usher, Katy Perry, and a couple oldies remixes.

[Maggarg]

who cares about dancing, let\'s put some kreator on and open up a circle pit, haha

[socket7]

I think this happened.

[Maggarg]

itt: people are judgemental about youth culture

[RC1062]

Um... Dance... Dance... Nope can\'t ever remember doing that...

[socket7]

Dance really isn\'t gone.

Kids dance to dubstep all the time. The trick is to wait for the drop, then have a seizure. 8)

[SteevyT]

Dance really isn\'t gone.

Kids dance to dubstep all the time. The trick is to wait for the drop, then have a seizure. 8)

Not sure if actually dubstep, but it seems to illustrate the point.

[socket7]

Not sure if actually dubstep, but it seems to illustrate the point.

I\'ve always been partial to drum and bass myself.

NERO - Welcome to reality is one of the very very few dubstep albums I enjoy.

oh yeah, that\'s good in high def with a good subwoofer.

[Spacecats!]

*Uncontrollable vomiting*

DUUUUUUUUUUUBSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

[Joshua21B]

I\'ve learned how to Waltz, Swing, Foxtrot, Rumba, Tango, Cha Cha, and Salsa. Those are 'Dancing', there really isn\'t any form or skill to this current stuff.

[bandit4910]

Dance...

Dancing is for old people...

I can\'t remember dancing...

[Ryn]

We need some Fred Astaire .... *sigh* I was meant for the thirtys

[Guest Flixxbeatz]

Ahh yes... Dubstep...

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[Guest GroundHOG-2010]

We need some Fred Astaire .... *sigh* I was meant for the thirtys

Welcome from the forties, WW2 is where I want to be.

Andrews Sisters\' 'Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy Of Company B'

The music you get today is little more than a computer beeping (dubstep) with an autotuned voice singing along (pop).