Fortresscraft Devs = Ultimate Scumbags.

[Keyes]

So, On Steam, I saw that the lousy game fortresscraft had infected it's way on to steam, and I looked at the reviews, and the first one was this:

By a Fortresscraft Dev himself,

487 hours on record.

Well, it's the most amazing game ever. Better graphics than Dwarf Fortress. Cheaper than Call of Duty. More blocks than Kerbal Space Program. Better lighting than Zelda on the NES.

As you can see. It's clearly the best game ever.

Then, another dev comes along as says

Cheaper than Call of Duty? I don't know, those guys are pretty darn cheap! If we're cheaper than that, than what does that make us?

I never liked the fortresscraft devs.

What do you think of this? Sarcastic or not, Mocking Zelda was just going over the top.

[Kerbart]

I think the description is rather tongue-in-cheek and it actually made me smile. "Better graphics than Dwarf Fortress"

[ZedNova]

I think they're just trying to be humorous.

[Canopus]

Sorry but its really obvious meant as a joke.

Edited December 31, 2013 by Canopus

[Spartwo]

More blocks than Kerbal Space Program.

Technically true.

[Charzy]

Oh no. They mocked Zelda. How terrible. They must be executed immediately for their crimes against humanity.

[Kerbart]

Sorry but its really obvious not meant as a joke.

Please elaborate. When one claims "better graphics than dwarf fortress" which use text characters for its "graphics" and continue to claim that the lighting is better than in Zelda on the NES then I think it is rather obvious that they're joking.

[Canopus]

Please elaborate. When one claims "better graphics than dwarf fortress" which use text characters for its "graphics" and continue to claim that the lighting is better than in Zelda on the NES then I think it is rather obvious that they're joking.

Sorry. that "not" was really an accident and i don't really know how that happened. I will correct it immediately.

[Pyre]

EDIT: Ignore this, confused this with another game with a similar title. My bad.

Edited December 31, 2013 by Pyre

[astropapi1]

This is the first review:

Am I really allowed to write a review for my own game?

Well, it's the most amazing game ever. Better graphics than Dwarf Fortress. Cheaper than Call of Duty. More blocks than Kerbal Space Program. Better lighting than Zelda on the NES.

As you can see. It's clearly the best game ever.

He's just trying to be funny.

[Keyes]

This is the first review:

He's just trying to be funny.

This isn't the first time the Fortress Craft devs make comments on other companys and games. I like the way though they refrain from using the game Minecraft. One of the devs said a while back "Nobody will pay for Minecraft when they can pay $3.00 for Total Miner or FortressCraft." Looking at fortresscraft to be honest looks like one of those various minecraft android clones, androidcraft, mobilecraft, survivalcraft, etc. These devs whether it be a joke or not, well with Mojang it wasn't a joke, must be the first flaming Flame War games dev company.