Xorth Tanovar Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 On the 5th of Septober. How does one slow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daeridanii Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 How to Slow: IN 3 EASY STEPS! Tape feet to black hole. Walk down street while taped to black hole. Slow! What is the square root of a potato? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 3 spuds What is the forth derivative of distance of a 747 in a spiraling stall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 [airplane noises] VVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEUUUOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What if light switches had been invented upside down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 1 hour ago, cubinator said: [airplane noises] VVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEUUUOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What if light switches had been invented upside down? The night would still be night. from what goes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HazelPine Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Whatever comes. Why do we have pixels on screens and not miniature incandescent light bulbs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Because then your computer would have to have thousands of tiny monkeys flipping the light switch for each individual bulb. When can I go fast next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, cubinator said: Because then your computer would have to have thousands of tiny monkeys flipping the light switch for each individual bulb. When can I go fast next? Never, you must eat like a pig forever? there go I? Edited June 8, 2016 by PB666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 No, they catch you first. What if the cheese defeat the hamsters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 The hamsters would fly in chese. What is the number for 911? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daeridanii Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 The cube root of 756058031 multiplied by the number of horns on a unicorn with two heads. Then divide that answer by the number of strings on a bass guitar if you break two. How many birds would it take to type Hamlet if each one had fifteen arms with long nails and the birds were miniature versions of John Lennon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 The quadruple root of Uranus' diameter in Earth Radii multiplied by a 5-headed Cobra. That means it would take 7.074159375933 of those Abomination Birds to type "Hamlet." Is it mathematically possible for a squirrel to summon Bill Cipher with 86.51148370295 cheese puffs in its mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Mrrph! Mrrrrph, mrrph mrph mhr mf mrph mrf! Translation: Yes! Because, just about anyone can do it. Why am I posting this question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Yes. Where is the "I" in "VOWELS"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crasher925 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 hiding behind E Whats the meaning of life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 (edited) B.B. C , baby sea , bay be see, not so far way from pluto not so long a go to another operating system why can't i guarantee your san'E.T. if you click on that link ? A_A C Edited June 13, 2016 by WinkAllKerb'' Av. FS ; BS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crasher925 Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 (edited) On 6/12/2016 at 8:38 PM, WinkAllKerb'' said: B.B. C , baby sea , bay be see, not so far way from pluto not so long a go to another operating system why can't i guarantee your san'E.T. if you click on that link ? A_A C because we've all heard these songs before why did i just hit alt+F4 when i was trying to find the keybinding to open the options for RP-0? also why do people think the earth is flat? Edited June 14, 2016 by crasher925 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 ...because in reality you wish to terminate Windows. And it's actually an Abarth Fiat. How to filet a panda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 FEESH! aaaaaaa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speeding Mullet Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Naaaaaa! If I shave my Golden Retriever like a lion, will the other dogs respect him more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 18 hours ago, Speeding Mullet said: Naaaaaa! If I shave my Golden Retriever like a lion, will the other dogs respect him more? Heck yes. Why do I like tanks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuyWithALongUsername Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Because tanks hold fuel, which is required for MOAR BOOOSTERZ My question: Why? That's all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 There's no reason not to. What if? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orky Kultur Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 We would probably all die. How low can you go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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